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I've hearing about this game for years. "It's the most depressing game ever", it's not, yeah it is kinda sad, but come on. It's really overdramatized.

Also, the "multiple endings thing" ain't worth, most endings are the same.

As a kid I fucking loved Bubsy. There was a month or two where I would try to rent it every weekend. I don't know what made me think Bubsy was good. Bubsy is married to Gex.

This is the childhood game. if youve played pvz and want something more relaxing but just as outlandish and silly go play this.

Out of all the milked franchises. I wish this one had sequels because I was so in love with this game way back.

From what I remember this was not a banger and I know bangers.

I've mentioned this in videos before but to me, there's this special aura to pre-David Production JoJo content, be it official or fan made, either because it represents a time before the cultural zeitgeist that the series would later become or because you wouldn't see some of the more experimental adaptations nowadays when everything has to be homogenized to fit in with the main adaptation. The 1998 Capcom fighter Heritage for the Future stands as a shining example of this mystic aura, through both the game itself and through fan content related to it and in particular, the legendary Road Roller Combo video and the memes surrounding it, which was many people's first exposure to the series, including myself. I'm not an expert on fighting games and the horror stories I've heard surrounding the game's community deter me from learning it on a deeper level so I'm not going to say anything about the standard fighting game gameplay beyond attacks feeling good and Pet Shop being funny. But between stuff like the overall aesthetic as exemplified by the loading screens' cool high quality manga panels, the roster's various deep cuts for characters, and the single player story mode's creative ways of representing arcs that wouldn't necessarily translate to traditional fighting game gameplay, Heritage for the Future has an undeniable charm.

Three things needed for you to enjoy this game.
1. have time
2. boredom
3. Suburban white woman

Who needs a degree anyways?

The only universe in which I don't suck at cooking.

unlimited definitely beats out super in the graphics department. as always, the sense of humour is on point and the experience is very charming. additionally, it benefits from having an actual narrative with a definitive end goal. while this narrative is simple, it's an effective little piece of motivation for you to complete the numerous puzzles the game throws at you. and that's where our problems begin.

unlimited suffers a lot from mind-numbingly repetitive missions for a game as long as it is. there's a really strong imbalance between the smaller levels you complete for full starites being far too easy and the minor tasks you need to complete for starite shards being far too cryptic.

you lying to my face if u said u didnt type in cock or penis in the search bar

On the bright side, your right arrow key will get quite the workout.

Aaaaah, damn it, I forgot to feed them for two decades!

It's difficult to give a concrete rating to a game that has been around and changing with the internet for more than two decades.

On one hand it created and for a while dominated the niche subgenre of the browser pet sim, but as the years went by many others surfaced that either did things different enough to grab players attention away from it, as well as adding quality of life improvements to keep them playing.
I haven't checked it out in a while so I'm not sure of it's current state, and I can't say that it's an experience that I'd recommend to people who have never tried a game like this before.

Is one of those experiences that unfortunately is not the same as it once was and relies a lot on it's community to be enjoyable.

But if you love collecting 20+ years worth of items, trophies, collectables and so on who am I to stop you?

However if you're interested on the history of the site (which is fascinating to me) I highly recommend checking out any documentary essay on youtube that you can find on it, the stuff that this game has brought up to the table and all it's controversies are incredible.

only bad bitches play this game