Denis20
I mean, COME ON.
2021
This is a game where King Big Smoke has to tell his daughter Princess Unikitty that she has to give up on her dear childhood friend, Morbius, because she was already married off to the prince of the neighborhood land, DaBaby.
This game is absolutely riding on the meme potential of being able to cast any character into the story, but if you can't find enough enjoyment in that alone, there is not much else to enjoy in this game. The combat is completely shallow and deprived of strategy, seeing as you can't control the other party members, and the story is basically non-existent. Not only that, but the game completely drags in the latter half, as at that point the game doesn't give you anymore more chances to add new characters into the story, snuffing out the only morphine-inducing thing in this game. Honestly, just download the demo; the best thing about this game is the character creator tool, and what do you know, all of that is right there for free.
This game is absolutely riding on the meme potential of being able to cast any character into the story, but if you can't find enough enjoyment in that alone, there is not much else to enjoy in this game. The combat is completely shallow and deprived of strategy, seeing as you can't control the other party members, and the story is basically non-existent. Not only that, but the game completely drags in the latter half, as at that point the game doesn't give you anymore more chances to add new characters into the story, snuffing out the only morphine-inducing thing in this game. Honestly, just download the demo; the best thing about this game is the character creator tool, and what do you know, all of that is right there for free.
2020
Fun ass game but 100% it completing is a pain. Most of the time getting extra collectibles doesn't come down to skill, but just wondering around the level aimlessly. Also, I know this is not the main focus, but this game's story has a really crappy ending, which is a shame since the premise of the world had a lot of potential (and yes, I did finish the "true" ending").
2007
For a 2007 game, this title aged incredibly well. Great atmosphere, great puzzles, great replay value.
It really does feel like a tech demo when you step back and look at it, although that's not necessarily a bad thing.
It really does feel like a tech demo when you step back and look at it, although that's not necessarily a bad thing.
I mean, come on.
This DLC is perfect for the people who fell out of BoTW and are looking to get back into it, but if you already did everything there is to do in this game, you are going to get a lot less value out of it. Other than that, it's just more BoTW, which is never a bad thing.
This certainly is the 1st AC game all right.
For as much flack as the new games get for not making you "feel like an assassin", this game is just about as bad in that regard in my opinion. For a game called Assassin's Creed, I spent maybe 2% of this game actually assassinating people, and the other 98% slogging trough the tedious swordplay. Not only that, but stealth assassinating your targets, you know, like an assassin would do, is incredibly hard to accomplish and downright impossible at times.
The story is just like the gameplay loop, i.e. incredibly boring and repetitive, although I will say the modern day story is actually really solid this time around. Not only that, but even though the story is bare bones, the philosophical questions it brings up are really interesting. Not enough to warrant a 2nd playthrough, but maybe enough for me to rewatch a couple of the cutscenes on YT to try and fully understand the dialogue and what it was trying to convey. You know, maybe it would have been easier for me to understand it all on my 1st playthrough if the game had FUKING SUBTITLES.
Needless to say, if this was my first introduction to the franchise, I would have not stuck with the series.
For as much flack as the new games get for not making you "feel like an assassin", this game is just about as bad in that regard in my opinion. For a game called Assassin's Creed, I spent maybe 2% of this game actually assassinating people, and the other 98% slogging trough the tedious swordplay. Not only that, but stealth assassinating your targets, you know, like an assassin would do, is incredibly hard to accomplish and downright impossible at times.
The story is just like the gameplay loop, i.e. incredibly boring and repetitive, although I will say the modern day story is actually really solid this time around. Not only that, but even though the story is bare bones, the philosophical questions it brings up are really interesting. Not enough to warrant a 2nd playthrough, but maybe enough for me to rewatch a couple of the cutscenes on YT to try and fully understand the dialogue and what it was trying to convey. You know, maybe it would have been easier for me to understand it all on my 1st playthrough if the game had FUKING SUBTITLES.
Needless to say, if this was my first introduction to the franchise, I would have not stuck with the series.
Great and unique gameplay
Absolutely stunning visuals
Could have been tiiiiny bit longer
The ending is incredibly anticlimactic, especially a certain post-game resolution (sorry for wanting a better story out of my pinball game)
Absolutely stunning visuals
Could have been tiiiiny bit longer
The ending is incredibly anticlimactic, especially a certain post-game resolution (sorry for wanting a better story out of my pinball game)
2013
YAWN
2014
YAAAAAAWWWN
2017
More content and an overall more fleshed out adventure
They somehow made the story significantly worse without changing barely anything, now that takes talent
Absolute bore fest if you played the originals
Ultra Necrozma still peak tho
They somehow made the story significantly worse without changing barely anything, now that takes talent
Absolute bore fest if you played the originals
Ultra Necrozma still peak tho
2016
Favorite Pokemon game of all time for the sole reason that it was my first one and nothing else (and the story is also really good)
Objectively speaking it's kinda ass
Objectively speaking it's kinda ass
2021
Finally a Pokemon game that doesn't look like dog water
The main campaign is very fun but the replay value is absolutely killed by the request feature, which is absolutely infuriating. There is no rime, logic or consistency between any of them. Out of all the requests, I completed maybe 15% of them before I completely gave up on them. Yeah, I could look them up on YT, but that would completely remove the point of requests in the first place.
The main campaign is very fun but the replay value is absolutely killed by the request feature, which is absolutely infuriating. There is no rime, logic or consistency between any of them. Out of all the requests, I completed maybe 15% of them before I completely gave up on them. Yeah, I could look them up on YT, but that would completely remove the point of requests in the first place.
Completely revamped and improved combat
Unironically the best NPCs in any game I've ever played
Unironically the best NPCs in any game I've ever played
That Penny song is a banger tho