Legit could not be more excited for the future of one of my favorite game series and it makes me super happy to be able to say that

I've made it a personal rule of mine to not trust anyone who dislikes this game

Game so good when you ain't got a bitch in your ear telling you it's unfairly difficult

They should've brought some copium in those carriages tbh

Terra I like you and all I don't want to blame it all on you but you might have been a little stupid

Tetsuya Takahashi kept cooking so much with this one he forgot to stop

And you know what
I respect the hustle

This review contains spoilers

This might be just me but I find it incredibly hilarious how in most these types of cartoony action games the villains go to jail or have to do some kind of community service for comedic effect at the end but here they all just die and nobody comments on it

When I die this is the way I wanna go out

I wish only bad things for the people who designed the King Zinger fight and Toxic Tower but other than that this game is such a great 2D platformer

Getting all the Kremkoins for the true ending is a bit stupid but clearing bonus rooms and finding all the secrets is also really gratifying (even though I used a guide for most of them lol)

Fucked up how the PS1 version is better imo (mostly because of nostalgia though probably)

Thank you for my life Cash Banooka

This game saved my life but it also ruined me

I don't trust mfs who like Sonic 1 over this game

Stand Your Ground goes so hard Grapple-Cam haters can suck my nuts