Bitches really be clapping when the silent protagonist of their 40-hour RPG starts talking for a couple of minutes

I'm bitches

The look on the AA fanbase's face when they find out Takeshi Yamazaki directed this game will be epic!!

Ike says fuck racism and I clap like a goddamn seal

If I were Eliwood I would simply not kill the weird ice dragon that appears out of nowhere

What collecting 456 clear gems does to a mf

In a way, I feel X8 represents the X series really well; it has some pretty abysmal lows but also some astronomical highs and that's really what this series is all about

And by that I mean that this game is peak as hell and nobody understands it but me

Thank you for your service Billy Kametz

R.I.P.

Paper Mario fans when they see a door that breaks down into dust just from touching it (it's like, a thousand years old)

This game is so fucked thank god slavery isn't real

Why yes, I do believe André Segers would slurp up his employee's intestine like spaghetti if they didn't bring him something to drink

Takahashi really looked at how the fanbases of 1 and 2 clashed at each other and made one of the most banger JRPGs out of that

Completing this one did make me want to k*ll myself a little bit but overall it's about just as good as the og

Glad I didn't listen to the haters

Damn Jin that shit sucks hope this won't make you vengeful against humanity or anything

I think I will cause problems on purpose

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Mf really needed that paycheck