Shrek is the most relatable protagonist in all of media. Wants to be left alone, doesn't want to pay taxes, just wants to eat and drink and not have to raise some stupid shitty kid who calls you the N-word over Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 Multiplayer that you still play in the year 2021.

Shrek is the example of what modern manhood should be. He is the greatest being to have ever been created.

I am Shrek, and I hope that one day, I won't have to pay child support or run from the law anymore.

10 year old me playing Parasite Eve: This is the most high IQ game ever! I can't wait until I'm old enough to understand all the scientific exposition! 10/10!
23 year old me playing Parasite Eve: Did I really just watch an FMV of a horse running across an entire city while on fire and read 1000 nonsense info dumps about mitochondria? This is the dumbest fucking game ever made. 10/10!

This is the only action RPG/survival horror/puzzle game/quiz game/rougelike/cinematic game where the player can brave through a sperm bank dungeon to save New York with guns they traded for playing cards. I wish there were multiple endings but the final act is so perfect it doesn't need them. The perfect Christmas game.