I feel bad for those who don't like this game because it will literally never die. it will never go away. you can't escape melee

This game is bad. it sucks and is uncool.

APRIL FOOLS! I actually think this game is very good and cool! this review was written on april fools day

Just letting you guys know, I have the official world record speedrun for all three of the solo categories. 12:46 on Easy mode, 13:18 on Normal mode, 13:59 on Hard mode.

Just letting you know. I'm a big deal.

Jumping into this immediately after beating Ultimate Doom makes me realise how vastly important having enjoyable level design is in a game like this.

2022

actually played this game and it opened with me finding an easter egg which is a guy reciting the entirety of moby dick (not a joke), so that was cool. not a good game though

haven't played this game yet but what the fuck is going on here in the reviews and ratings

This review was written before the game released

Wow! 60 dollars! That's a lot of money for such a presumably small game. How's about you pirate it? Get it for free? In fact, how about you stop giving a dogshit company like Nintendo any money at all and pirate every Nintendo game you want to play? huh?????? huh????? ever think of that huh

One thing I liked about Spyro 2 that I think improved upon Spyro 1 is making the controls slightly better with the fluttering and a better transition from charge into flame (not being able to instantly turn on a dime with a jump turn into a charge anymore is a shame, however).
One thing I liked about the original which I found myself missing while playing the sequel is not riddling every single level with these annoying fucking minigames. Thought that was neat.

GAMER MARCH MADNESS DAY 3 - SHINOBI III

I've been meaning to play Shinobi III for a while now, and it's pretty good for a 93 Genesis title. I liked the varied moveset I had, and the level design was much better than I expected. The game does gets pretty tough around the end though. the final boss made me shit my pants.

This game was a blast to play and I have virtually no problems with it, barring the lack of ability to switch between a normal aim and a fixed aim. The mines boss gauntlet in particular fucking RULED

I really like this, it's a great landscape scenery and climbing simulator! It's a shame that it's bogged down by the vague assertion that it's an actual video game though. Don't let yourself be swayed by the false impression that this "game" contains any "gameplay", just walk around and look at the nice scenery :)