This game is harder than Dark Souls those fucking decepticons should have stayed on cybertron

Ghost Rider's chains are so strong they are even stronger than Hank Pym's "Backhand Janet" move

Those fucking red spinning bitches are my worst enemy

OH GOD PLEASE POLICE I DIDNT DO ANYTHING

Why does everything feel like eating expired graham crackers

Sodapopinski can suck my fucking jugulars

Super fun at arcades but nothing else really

Don't tell anyone I didn't actually beat it because it didn't save my progress when I exited out for the final boss

I can't tell you how hard I laughed when I found out Thorn's voice actor is the voice of daddy pig

I cried when it called me obese

Labyrinth zone can go shove a bazooka up its ass fuck that shit

Worst main character name in human history

"Sketch Turner"