GoofyWorm
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Shadow the Hedgehog
2005
Ok, now Sonic believes in the second amendment! This is what god created games for! Easily the manliest game known to man.
Assassin's Creed
2007
5 stars because it's got ass in the title not just once, but twice.
Sonic Shuffle
2000
This is was what I played during the divorce hearings.
Believe it or not, it was more painful.
Believe it or not, it was more painful.
The law is great, Phoenix Wright is right.
We must uphold the laws in all nations, and you must conform.
All are guilty until proven innocent, all shall be judged in the righteous name of the law.
Those who fail to comply, shall be arrested.
We must uphold the laws in all nations, and you must conform.
All are guilty until proven innocent, all shall be judged in the righteous name of the law.
Those who fail to comply, shall be arrested.
Wheel of Fortune
2010
My mom likes to call it wii of fortune and I think that's cute.
Sayonara Wild Hearts
2019
A beautiful and funky little interactive music album. Simogo clearly put so much love and passion into making fun levels to match the amazing music by Daniel Olsén and Jonathan Eng. This is a soundtrack that I’ll always love with its great use of synths taking influence from various classical pieces. Queen Latifah was also a really fun choice for a narrator, apparently only being gotten last minute, she suits the vibe of the game perfectly. I really recommend this game, it doesn’t take too long to beat and is very replayable, perfect for someone wanting some good vibes.
Custer's Revenge
1982
Custer walked so that hentai games on Steam could run.
Custer's Revenge
1982
do you think anyone playing this shit in 1982 was getting really into it and then screamed "im gonna custer!!!!"
Bloxorz
2007
The middle school computer labs feared my abilities
Kahoot!
2012
Game made by teachers that tricks students into learning and studying. And it works wonders because students will take a victory in this game and ride that high for the rest of the day
Kirby's Pinball Land
1993
This game is a lot more frustrating than it has any right to be
A pretty short story, some bits felt rushed and not fully fleshed out. I had a blast playing though, the symbiote gameplay was a dream come true.
Pokémon Go
2016
I keep trying to get into but I can't
much better choices
Reveal: 1.5/5
Character: 0.5/5
Stage: 2.5/5
Music: 4/5
The whole world collectively frowned and sighed when it was revealed an ARMS fighter would kick off Fighters Pass 2, and then they went and made Min Min the worst character fucking ever, if anyone I know ever mains this piece of shit I am NOT inviting them to my birthday.
Character: 0.5/5
Stage: 2.5/5
Music: 4/5
The whole world collectively frowned and sighed when it was revealed an ARMS fighter would kick off Fighters Pass 2, and then they went and made Min Min the worst character fucking ever, if anyone I know ever mains this piece of shit I am NOT inviting them to my birthday.