GoofyWorm
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Minecraft
2011
Mario Kart 64
1996
Journal 71
It’s the 21st of July, I’ve been hiding from the feds for over the past week now. I see constant news on my murdering of my ex wife and her husband. Damn bitch always was more trouble than she was worth.
I’m currently in a swamp in Northern Georgia, the Alligators here are some wild fuckers, one almost chomped off my dick earlier this morning.
Mario Kart 64, I’m thinking about it now… If only a Blue Shell could be in my hands so I could blow those copper fucks to kingdom come. Fuck… I knew I shouldn’t have had a son. If I had known that it would’ve come to this, I wouldn’t have murdered all those guys in Cleveland.
It’s the 21st of July, I’ve been hiding from the feds for over the past week now. I see constant news on my murdering of my ex wife and her husband. Damn bitch always was more trouble than she was worth.
I’m currently in a swamp in Northern Georgia, the Alligators here are some wild fuckers, one almost chomped off my dick earlier this morning.
Mario Kart 64, I’m thinking about it now… If only a Blue Shell could be in my hands so I could blow those copper fucks to kingdom come. Fuck… I knew I shouldn’t have had a son. If I had known that it would’ve come to this, I wouldn’t have murdered all those guys in Cleveland.
Super Mario World
1990
Super Mario 64
1996
Mario Sports Mix
2010
Bubsy 3D
1996
Bubsy 3D is a terrible platformer. YourDadReviews is a terrible reviewer.
YourDadReviews is terrible because he's a fraud. He's not really a dad. He's just a guy who dresses up like a dad so he can review video games. He's not even a good reviewer. He just gives low scores to games he doesn't like and high scores to games he does like, without really explaining why.
This is infuriating because it makes it harder for real dads to reviewers to be taken seriously. Plus, it's just plain dishonest.
I hate YourDadReviews. I hate him so much.
YourDadReviews is terrible because he's a fraud. He's not really a dad. He's just a guy who dresses up like a dad so he can review video games. He's not even a good reviewer. He just gives low scores to games he doesn't like and high scores to games he does like, without really explaining why.
This is infuriating because it makes it harder for real dads to reviewers to be taken seriously. Plus, it's just plain dishonest.
I hate YourDadReviews. I hate him so much.
LA Cops
2015
Sonic Superstars
2023
Celeste
2018
Super Mario Odyssey
2017
Resident Evil
2014
genuinely peak survival horror, really great atmosphere, good puzzles and keeps you on edge for most of the playthrough.
only downside is the atmosphere is GUTTED by the modern rereleases of the game, with the backgrounds being brightened and the music being sped up and pitched up. I'd recommend either playing the gamecube version, or modding the pc version to restore the game to its original state and maybe remove door transitions
only downside is the atmosphere is GUTTED by the modern rereleases of the game, with the backgrounds being brightened and the music being sped up and pitched up. I'd recommend either playing the gamecube version, or modding the pc version to restore the game to its original state and maybe remove door transitions