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Metroid Prime 4
TBD
This review was written before the game released
I hacked into Nintendo, and their ninjas found me and are ready to execute me. But before I die, this game is a prequel to SMT IV.
Metroid Prime 4
TBD
This review was written before the game released
Dread is doin numbers guys, just sayin 👀
Alien: Isolation
2014
honestly a damn good horror game, that would have been 10 times better if it was like less than 5 hours; but it's not. This is nearly 20 hours long and that is way too long for a game like this.
the perfect game for people who are fans of arbitrarily depleting bars every 30 seconds
Madden NFL 08
2007
Its a video game 50/10
PaRappa the Rapper
1996
Now.....................on one hand I love this games art style and PaRappa is a good boy who must be protected at all cost.... Now, on the other hand, think the game as a rhythm game kinda sucks.
This game is a complete mess. and just downright awful. With its wide array of immersion-breaking glitches to the terrible UI, Mass Effect Andromeda is probably the worst game I have ever played for a multitude of reasons, but if I had to choose just one, id say it's because it's so damn boring.
Mass Effect Andromeda feels like a empty shell compared to its counterparts. The characters lack any sense of charm besides a select few, and the main protagonist is even more of an empty husk than Shepherd ever was. Ryder lacks any sense of heroism, relatability, and is just unfun to play as. The story itself also doesn't try to make you care. It's messy and just dumb compared to how grounded ME's main story was.
Everything just feels tedious to play. The sidequests are boring fetch quests and the combat feels so light that it gives the player a strange sense of weakness. Is the jetpack fun? Kinda when it works, but that isn't enough when the rest of the gameplay feels awful.
The amount of glitches I have endured has been absurd for a game that was promised to have been patched 5 years ago. I've been stuck on doors, lost save files, and have had facial and audio glitches since the first time I booted up the game. I even tried modding it to fix these issues, but no amount of mods can do anything to fix this broken game.
Mass Effect Andromeda is disappointing in the sense that Bioware has officially lost its creative edge to corporatism. It's empty and lacks any form of creativity in any of its major fields. It's a disgrace to one of gamings greatest stories, and it makes me worried about how they will handle the upcoming Mass Effect 4. What happened Bioware, you used to be one of the best.
Mass Effect Andromeda feels like a empty shell compared to its counterparts. The characters lack any sense of charm besides a select few, and the main protagonist is even more of an empty husk than Shepherd ever was. Ryder lacks any sense of heroism, relatability, and is just unfun to play as. The story itself also doesn't try to make you care. It's messy and just dumb compared to how grounded ME's main story was.
Everything just feels tedious to play. The sidequests are boring fetch quests and the combat feels so light that it gives the player a strange sense of weakness. Is the jetpack fun? Kinda when it works, but that isn't enough when the rest of the gameplay feels awful.
The amount of glitches I have endured has been absurd for a game that was promised to have been patched 5 years ago. I've been stuck on doors, lost save files, and have had facial and audio glitches since the first time I booted up the game. I even tried modding it to fix these issues, but no amount of mods can do anything to fix this broken game.
Mass Effect Andromeda is disappointing in the sense that Bioware has officially lost its creative edge to corporatism. It's empty and lacks any form of creativity in any of its major fields. It's a disgrace to one of gamings greatest stories, and it makes me worried about how they will handle the upcoming Mass Effect 4. What happened Bioware, you used to be one of the best.
A damn fine platformer with a unique core mechanic that never got the attention it so clearly deserved, and a moving fairy-tale, too. I have recommended this game to every one of my friends too many times to count, and now I'm recommending it to you, too. It's too bad that it sells for hundreds of dollars these days, but if you get the chance to play it, savor it.
Klonow? Klone-a? Klonoooooooooooooooooooooooooo-
Oh my god, what a video game! It's so fun and adorable! The cutscenes are stunning for PS1 standards and the art direction and soundtrack are fantastic. Every single aspect of this game is so charming, from the level design, to the world, to the characters, to the story. It's so hard to dislike! And that ending, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF! And people still claim that video games can't be art, huh?
Just play this if, for some reason, you haven't. And if you have already played, just play it again. It's a mastapiece, and it's sad that Klonoa hasn't become a big name in the realm of video games but it's nice to know that there are still people who regard this series as a gem!
Oh my god, what a video game! It's so fun and adorable! The cutscenes are stunning for PS1 standards and the art direction and soundtrack are fantastic. Every single aspect of this game is so charming, from the level design, to the world, to the characters, to the story. It's so hard to dislike! And that ending, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF! And people still claim that video games can't be art, huh?
Just play this if, for some reason, you haven't. And if you have already played, just play it again. It's a mastapiece, and it's sad that Klonoa hasn't become a big name in the realm of video games but it's nice to know that there are still people who regard this series as a gem!
LOL. Anyways, https://twitch.uservoice.com/forums/929953-igdb/suggestions/44070717-allow-users-to-pick-their-preferred-cover-art
Edit: oh nice, the good cover art is back.
Edit: Fuck goddammit
Edit: oh nice, the good cover art is back.
Edit: Fuck goddammit
