Made me want to go play soccer in real life.

Made me want to go bowling in real life.

They fixed all the problems in the original, this is a genuine tragedy.

This shit is like a hospital patient that gets revived for 7 minutes before slowly dying in the hospital bed except the defibrillator is the opening cutscene, the hospital bed is the open world and the patient is anyone who bought this 60$ game.

It would take this Ben, ten redbulls to not full asleep while playing this shit.

Actually fascinating how you can make robbing a bank formulaic and boring, it’s 4 player coop though.

This game is like an intern who accidentally writes code for a world changing discovery and then it’s older brother took it and became a bazillionare.

When I got my spine atomized by a flying street sign well punching my friend on top of a moving truck I knew I was playing a masterpiece.

You and your friends try to be Indiana jones and it goes about as well as you’d expect: The Game.

It’s a survival game like that survival game that’s like that other survival game but worse.

How did they make a middle aged man locking you in his basement boring.

Stardew Valley but boring and without 4 player coop.

Pixar’s Up but with zombies and medium defining human love and struggle.