This game really make you FEEL like a World War Two battleship because 90% of the time you’re either destroyed by a single torpedo that you never detected or are torn apart by a ship so far away that you can’t even fight back.

Honestly I don’t remember much of this game, but its pixel art is pretty, and it’s funny as hell with local-coop.

It’s like that other boring black and white 2d indie puzzle game but the puzzles are even worse this time.

The gameplay is simple, the levels have a serious mid game slump, and if you really want to shit your pants I think the writing and story are both actually pretty funny.

2010

I give you all full permission to turn the game off once you beat the spider.

I wish this game felt like the replays of the levels look, after every damn level it shows you what it would look like if this was an FPS and not a puzzle game.

This game had me looking like I was training to beat Goku with how many walls I punched trying to beat those expert songs.

I’ve never played a game that feels so much like an unpaid internship. You have to pay 60$, then you also need to bring atleast 2 friends, preferably 3, and then you just have to find things to do. You really have to work to play this game and when you actually do it’s 80% boring, 10% getting decimated in PvP, 10% fun.

Playing this game feels like finding an ancient failed experiment from a forerunner society, and you slowly uncover every piece of lost potential, every piece hurting more because you realize it’s never gonna get realized.

This is the type of game that probably has a better version somewhere deep in the Roblox or Rec Room horror game archives.

I can not take another game set in the infinite well of creativity that is space that has the most bare bones sleep inducing shooting mechanics. I CANT DO IT. YOU CANT MAKE ME PLAY STARFIELD

Oh my gosh this game is so pretty I wonder what the gamepla- SNOOOOOOOREEEEGRGRHRH mimimimi.

2021

Never before have I gone from a caveman to an unkillable god so quickly in a videogame.

Ground zero for the greatest FPS sidemode ever made. The campaign is also legitimately good story wise despite being Call of Duty.

I spent roughly around 80% of this game stacking things on top of each other like a 4 year old. Oh what? The gameplay? Oh ya uh its fine I guess.