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2020
Imagine remaking a game and making it look so fucking good that people say it looks bad.
2018
Oh my gosh this game is so pretty I wonder what the gamepla- SNOOOOOOOREEEEGRGRHRH mimimimi.
2015
I need to replay this game because my first 3 playthrough were tainted by the glazing it gets. Y'all act like this is the only videogame or some shit.
2020
Whenever I play this game I feel like I'm hanging out with baby Jesus. Like I really love him, and he's amazing, but I also have this strange feeling that he's gonna do something insane when he's older, like every time I see him and he has something new to show me its crazy. And I know one day he's gonna change the world. I can just feel it. But right now he's still just a baby, but he's growing. fast.
2021
Never before have I gone from a caveman to an unkillable god so quickly in a videogame.
2007
I would let Joe Biden send me to the space army any day just to experience the levels of hype this game generates. If I saw Master Chief and Arbiter doing the shit they do in this game not even Jesus Christ parting the clouds and descending back onto the mortal plane could make me look away. It doesn’t matter how pointless the oil conflict is, if One Final Effort is playing I’m charging into battle. If the level of raw energy in this game was converted to fuel there would be no energy crisis. If you shanked this into the Mohs hardness scale it would score an 11, and then an additional point extra for every person you’re playing with over one. There are no bad levels, no weak characters, no boring enemies, no downtime. JUST. STRAIGHT. GAS.
2016
This shit right here is what videogame stories were made for. To tell stories that aren't just good, but fully take advantage of the nature of the medium, to meld the player and the protagonist into one immersive message. This game is beautiful, this game is efficient and this game is powerful.
2020
I never thought the magic of D&D could be captured in a videogame. Then I learned this game has bear sex.
2018
Trying not to grab airport security service weapons is my mountain.
Why the fuck is this shit not just called the Doki Doki poetry club, like come on I thought we were gonna pull up and start reading Moby Dick or The Great Gatsby but no we just write poems? YOUR SIMULATION SUCKS MONIKA.
2023
I've basically been waiting for this exact game to come out for years ever since I started playing Rec Room horror maps. Furries clutch again.
I will never feel the way I felt when that moonshot hit the rakk hive and the music hit like that, when scientists dissect my brain they're gonna find a imprint of that scene on my hippocampus.
Damn this game really makes me want to Head-On back to Twisted Metal 2.
Ok. First of all what the fuck was that zombie doing under there. WAS HE JUST HAVING A SWIM? Can they swim?? But none of that would have even HAPPENED, if BONNIE WASN’T THE BABOON BRAINED GLUE SUCKING DIRT EATING NEANDERTHAL THAT SHE IS. Oh ya let’s just DOUBLE THE WIEGHT ON THE ICE. And then she has the NERVE to live if her dumbass falls in! LOCK. IN. The audacity to kill the only good new character, one of three good characters in this whole game, in such an absolutely loony tunes ass way right before the finally is genuinely insane.
Ok but the combat is boring tho.....