2022

The greatest creation in the history of mankind

I beat Uncharted 1 - 3 in a week and I using this review to let you know that I'm very proud.

If you don't like this game, fuck you

I've owned this game physically for YEARS now, but I haven't played it until now. I've always wanted to, but never got around to it. But now that I did, holy SHIT it is good

I've held off playing this game for a long time now, mostly because my mentality was, "I've already played Uncharted, and Last Of Us looks pretty similar. I think it's fine if I skip out on this one". Now that I'm a game collector, I can finally say that, holy shit... how wrong was I! I absolutely ADORE this game, and it sucks I didn't play it sooner! It's literally in a league of it's own!

Ratatouille is the definitive rat game, Flushed Away can't even compete.

2014

I 100%ed this game because I thought it would be funny. It was and I have no regrets

This game confirmed Ed's death

I'd step on the pedal if I saw him on the road

The game where MechaGodzilla throws you into the void

The music is suprisingly bangin?! The game's okay but the soundtrack didn't need to go so hard.

A neat platformer with well executed combat

I don't think I will ever find a game I love more than this. I had a smile through out the entire game. THERE IS A FUCKING DANCE BUTTON, WHAT GAME HAS A DEDICATED DANCE BUTTON