This dlc is comically terrible. Outside of the introduction of Moxxi, this dlc has nothing of value. The arenas are a lazy reuse of assets. And yet, Gearbox took this already generic dlc and managed to make it one of the most ridiculous gaming experiences I've ever had. Partaking in these arena battles rewards no XP and primarily low-tier loot. There is no real reward to partaking in this dlc. Even more bizarrely, these arena battles start off short, only to then ask you to fight in 2 hour versions of them. Why? Why is it TWO FUCKING HOURS. When I realized that it had been an hour and my friend and I were only half way through one of the arena battles, I began to laugh maniacally. Who sat down and decided to do that? What were they actually smoking?

There were some weird errors in the dialogue that you'd think would get noticed and fixed, but other than that it's a cute game. Which is weird to say considering there's talk of lynchings, rape, terrorism and the government taking even more control over our world. But this is all background lore. Jill is just a shy lesbian bartender trying to make it. This doesn't mean Jill is unimportant. The Valhalla bar is Heaven hidden within capitalist Hell. The regulars all find comfort there and Jill often gives advice that helps these regulars, even if that advice can be cliche. The bar is often a safe haven for those who need it. Dana and Jill explain at one point the security system is so high-end and the walls so thick, that the people within are genuinely safer there than anywhere else they could be. When there is chaos in the streets, Dana houses Jill in the bar for the night. When a young girl nearly killed herself, Dana knocked her out and let her sleep in the bar. Streaming-Chan falls asleep for the first time in a month. A gay biker learns to be himself. Take any character, any interaction, and you can tie it to this bar being a place of comfort and safety in a world where that is hardly ever found. It's a bit like real life in that way. Don't we all have that Heaven within our own Hell? It's both comforting and scary at the same time to see a futuristic society that's basically the exact same way as things are now, just with cool cyberpunk stuff like androids and cybernetics. The idea that things aren't going to get much worse is comforting. But there's also that scary idea that things will never get better. That capitalism will continue to rule over our world forever and ever, our only escape from it being that bar down the street. At one point, an idol visits the bar and breaks character to explain to Jill how important her role is. She goes on stage and sings songs and just for that short concert, her fans forget all of their worries. And in a capitalist Hell, that is more important than anything to keep us all alive. What Jill doesn't seem to realize is that she isn't any different from that idol. Every time she serves someone a drink, every time she listens to their worries, every time she gives someone comfort in that bar, she is giving them the gift of forgetting about their problems, just for a little bit. In a world like ours, someone as simple as Jill are more important than anything.

"Time to mix drinks and change lives"

why is the combat just holding left click wtf? no wonder kid me never got far into this

mmo's will straight up have some of the most amazing character creators of all time and then have everything else be boring as shit

This dlc is so fucking boring. For the final experience in the Borderlands, you get to hangout in... the Borderlands. But like, you fight a Claptrap rebellion this time. Okay. Outside of the Claptrap enemies and the final boss, there is absolutely nothing new here. It's filler. Padding. It even reuses all the dlc bosses. General Knoxx has it's flaws, but it's a far better sendoff for this already unimpressive game than this yawn fest.

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Now this is more like it. Borderlands 1 was so relentlessly boring but this game is pretty nice. The environments are far more diverse and pretty to look at. The characters have more personality. I found them rather fun to listen to, even if the writers stretch some of their jokes for far too long. The weapons have more differences, my favorite being Tediore. When you reload, you throw your gun at your enemies to blow them up. The story isn't Shakespeare but it's engaging on a basic level. Handsome Jack is a murdering facist bastard but a very charismatic one, which I'm a fan of. And boy does he talk so much shit. So much so that when you finally blow his head off, it feels really good after all that build up. A lot of people on this site really fucking hate this game. Others seem to think it's a masterpiece. It's neither. It's just a nice, fun experience. Overrated? Yes. Trash? No.

I like hearing my one friend yell at my other friend because he won't take people's fucking orders

I had this amazing, compelling ending making my heart glow only to get a booty call from my pedophilic homeroom teacher. This game is as hilarious as it is beautiful, just like Persona 4. I really gotta play the whole series at this point.

me and my friend had lightsaber duels, street races, superhero battles, spider-man swinging races, sniper battles, and admin gun power trips all in the same session. shits good

no wonder kid me just kept on making new characters that was the only fun part

2018

Am I mentally unstable if I take great joy in looking into my opponents eyes as I punch him over and over until his head explodes into giblets?

Edit: I was too much of a coward at the time to admit that I never actually beat this. The final boss is so unfun to fight that I just gave up lol. Really fun if you don't care about beating it though.

A mediocre dlc for a mediocre game. Except, unlike that game, this dlc has you backtrack a million times in incredibly boring highway drives. I gotta admit though, that final loot vault is fucking cool.

I don't think I'm in this games demographic anymore

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this is genuinely so fucking sad jesus christ

"Everyone, we give you VR serial killer simulator"
VR community: "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"