accurate PSA about IBS

This is functionally The Matrix in VR, including (and especially!) all the times Neo eats shit before he understands his surroundings. Smashing into your wall never felt so good

More games should just be the "hey here's a picture of a place, go find it" quest line and absolutely nothing else.

Once a girl reached out to me on a forum's dating thread. We were in a call when she insisted we play Reader Rabbit together at 2 AM. Dear reader, if a girl EVER wants to play Reader Rabbit with you, please note I found this to be a generally solid and dependable red flag

"hey let's package this game that our laptops can't run with our laptops" - Steve Apple, 200X

oh WHERE'S the frizz what do we DO WHAT DO WE DO

FORD! FORD! FORD!

made the girl I had a crush on in high school laugh when I did a project for health class in gmod. thank you, Garry Mod

Whether you like it or not, this is when Game Freak had the balls to ship a mainline game without Pikachu accessible. What spite for a vision, and god do I love it.

YO WHERE THE MINIGAMES AT

I've watched enough YouTube Poop to legally say I played this, right?

I have so many little problems with the low number of cool boss fights and the intentionally clunky inventory issues. But I really don't care when a game can give you, out of a harsh and oppressive world, such a beautifully cold and lonely little love story.

Immediately completed a second playthrough after finishing my first.

One of my college professors had something out for me. Probably because I was wrecking TOO MUCH SHIT during his class back on the Gen V ladder. Fight my hail stall team, nerd, get WALLrein'd

Every six months I think to myself, "what's that game with the Dice Wars?" I look it up. It's "Dice Wars" you dumbass. I play one round. "this is the best thing ever" I think. I immediately forget it exists the next day. In six months,

plus two stars for the jukebox