Good desktop client and great game support, godawful mobile client from what I remember.

Past that, it's fuckin Dominion. Play some Dominion.

LoL took some lessons about pacing, speed, and objectives to drastically improve their game past this in depth and speed. But HotS was pretty solid as a faster alternative, eternal MOBA hangups aside.

just because I'm a clown doesn't mean you can pay me in funny money

HEY LOOK, I REMEMBER THIS LINE FROM 1998. WHERE IS MY REWARD, LIFE? WHAT DO I RECEIVE IN THE AFTERLIFE FOR THIS TIDBIT??

🎺🎷🎺🎷🎺🎷

bioshock..... but only the good parts...........

RESCUE GIIIRL YOU CAN SAVE THE WOOOORLD WHOA-OHHH

Had a GBA download card game that was weirdly addicting.

I'M A DOCTOR [diffuses a bomb]

Knock half a star for infinite spin giving me bad habits. Still fucks, Push is fun.

Screamed at the title screen and closed the game. (mind you I was like 5)

HAH HUP HYAH

I forget if I actually ever played the game itself. More importantly, my college roommates and I are locked in an eternal struggle where we've been slipping the same copy into each other's shelves for years. It's like Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, but with a lot more subterfuge and a lot less pants.

I found this years ago because someone made a meme editing Christopher Robin over a Touhou boss, Pooh over Reimu, and baseballs over the bullets.

They were correct. S i l l y o l d b e a r .

I drink this in like a sea of meat

The platforming kinda sucks, but there are way too many neat, funny, and rewarding design decisions for me not to love it. Great music too. Asha my beloved.