This is very reminiscent of when I lived in Northwestern Maryland for two years

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Shooting my friend in the face made this all worth it

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If I were Joel I would simply not tell a group of well armed strangers my name.

I spent $150 on this and i feel nothing but immense regret doing so.

Fuck Sandy Peterson. All my homies HATE Sandy Peterson.

How to beat The Missing Link:
1.) Uninstall it before you even boot up the game.

I will break into Casey Hudson's and John Riccitiello's houses and make them feel unsafe.

"Leaving this world is not as scary as it sounds."