its so funny watching bad things happen to those people

a game so full of life as this doesnt come around frequently and its important to indulge every moment with it. skipping the “side attractions” in this game is kind of antithetical to the point of it. not getting a 5-star resort as ichiban or tying up the loose ends in kiryu’s life runs counter to the two things that matter most to them, consciously or not. enjoy every moment you have on things that may seem pointless now because those moments are not infinite. feel alive while you still are

maybe on replay i’ll get it

im gonna treat this game with the same respect and nuance it treats its subject material:

dogshit by idiot, no play very bad

some of the coolest shooting mechanics trapped in some of the worst level design

completely aberrant from its own series but if you play it as a third person shooter where you duck in and out of stealth, its actually really damn fun and gets the feeling across that i think they were going for. the scoring system makes it seem like this is “playing it wrong,” but if thats the case, why the hell would you play it right?

more like gains of olympus, holy cow that guy’s strong

dont fuck with me in Cine2Nerdle battle bro you dont want the smoke

the deadliest premonition of all is realizing that Richard Donner’s Superman actually fucking sucks

if i were vincent, i simply would not cheat on my girlfriend

cheers and applause

i will concede this game is ass, but also i really dont see any meaningful way in which this is that much worse than spyro 2 and 3

this game does a phenomenal job of being almost half as creative and fun as donkey kong country

god of war 3 is a pretty tough act to follow, but frankly this game is merely the first of multiple installments that prove it probably shouldve ended after that initial trilogy

over half of this game is running around in a literal circle trying to find out what a triforce even is

you either beat this with save states or youre a liar