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Decided to finally replay this game again after a handful of years

Even if there should've been more variety in the dungeon design and enemy encounters, if you ask me I still think the gameplay here is a notch more engaging than most other turn-based games. You do have to try and conserve PP, numerous items are genuinely useful, and most enemies can kill you quick so you have to be a bit careful (and a bit is a lot more than most turn-based games). I do think the bosses should be much harder though. I destroyed them this time around; I really don't remember them having this few HP/defenses. Some of the outlaws from sidequests tend to be more tricky to take down than the main story bosses.

This is also another game where I'd glad the main story isn't too long. I think the pacing is near perfect. There weren't as much sidequest days you need to go through as I remember. For both sidequests and main story you can get away with not exploring most rooms of most dungeons. Which may mean exploration in this game isn't that encouraged but I'll take it if it means a less tedious, boring experience of going through the shallow dungeons I find in most turn based games. Something about the fast paced dungeon crawling of the Mystery Dungeon franchise is honestly appealing to me.

I just wanted to throw some of my thoughts on the gameplay out there. I still of course love the story and presentation as much as ever (blush + smile with closed eyes emoji)

Ironically hyping up bad games is the lowest form of comedy

I would like this game more if it had violence, dated pop culture references, and slurs

TWENTY EIGHT YEARS
THAT’S HOW LONG THIS COCKROACH OF A VIDEO GAME FRANCHISE EXISTED BEFORE THE RELEASE OF PALWORLD WILL KILL IT ONCE AND FOR ALL THIS MONTH

Wasn’t made with people who drink weed and get drunk or smoke beer and get high in mind

Is to Alien what Palworld is to Pokemon

Offers a scathing critique of American exceptionalism and in particular, the individualist great man theory narrative associated with Abraham Lincoln by paralleling him and other American icons to one of the few things as bad as America: Fire Emblem

Gonna be Tekken a piss on this game’s disc

The “zero” in this game’s name is symbolic of the score it gets out of ten

Is and will always be my favorite game of all time. The gameplay, the story, the graphics, the propaganda for the military industrial complex; it’s all just perfect. The only thing that could be more fun than this game is making a dumb gimmick account as something to do when I’m bored during work and getting a surprisingly high amount of clout amongst a community I mostly chose not to engage with. Thanks for 10,000 likes.
Also, Fidel Castro is like the rawest video game character of all time and I wish he was real so fucking much.

Proof that indie gamers would take “so retro” wankfests over anything of actual quality

My copy came with an ad for a better game: Balan Wonderworld