Nazzadan
1997
Every once in a while I have a dream where one of the fucked up original characters from this roster has their own actual game
My dad stopped playing with me when I learned how to drift boost and he refused to let me show him how. Also it pissed him off when I just had Wario and Waluigi swap seats and they'd just go WAH, WEH, WAH, WEH
a friend's dumbass friend swears this is the greatest game of all time, and any game you can think of Ark has that game's mechanics but better. All I know is I walked around for a bit, built a small hut, carried my own shit in my hands at 10fps, jumped into the water and fell out the bottom of the map and alt+f4'd
Couldn't finish the game, too scary
2004
Literally a fine game
Meet me on the ski resort map with the tram that circles the map, snipers only no Oddjob.
During the best of times this played like Rogue Squadron 1 but in the prequel era. At the worst of times, most of the time, you were on the ground controlling boring vehicles no one cares about busting unforgettable characters like Captain Panaka out of robot jail.
2011
There has not been a Total War game before or since Shogun 2 that is even close to as good.
The only time in all of the Naruto franchise that Tenten is oppressively overpowered and even thought about.
2010
Finally, a Legend of Zelda for adults like me
2001
Wasn't most of this game just running around as Obi-Wan beating the shit out of drug dealers?
2003
This game's cheat code system made you feel as smart as playing Portal makes Backloggd users feel.
2020
tl;dr: This is League of Legends to XCOM's DOTA
I'm a little baby that's bad at xcom games but likes them on a fundamental level and this feels tailor made for me. Even outside of the easier difficulty, there's some quality of life changes that xcom purists will probably not be too happy with but tiny diaper people like me will love.
Units can just stand themselves back up after being downed (once), there's no penalty in a following mission for using a unit that was downed over and over, you can actually trust hit percentages when shooting something, grenades are plentiful and overpowered, the gear and talent trees throw so many passive chances for extra shots or action points it feels like your turns never end.
Heavily recommended for people with 1 brain cell that every once in a while thinks the xcom games are cool
I'm a little baby that's bad at xcom games but likes them on a fundamental level and this feels tailor made for me. Even outside of the easier difficulty, there's some quality of life changes that xcom purists will probably not be too happy with but tiny diaper people like me will love.
Units can just stand themselves back up after being downed (once), there's no penalty in a following mission for using a unit that was downed over and over, you can actually trust hit percentages when shooting something, grenades are plentiful and overpowered, the gear and talent trees throw so many passive chances for extra shots or action points it feels like your turns never end.
Heavily recommended for people with 1 brain cell that every once in a while thinks the xcom games are cool
This expansion is peak TES content
If you read the game's name aloud, it actually says "diddy's conquest"