Oziach
The PSP ruined my life.
2004
Toby Maguire's screams play on a loop in my mind palace.
Konnichiwa. I am the most famous Madame Geisha.
2014
Accidentally deleted this off my PS4 in 2017.
2013
Aaron ruined my streak for the Super Go Outside trophy. I disowned him.
2011
Let's Play Minecraft Episode 4: Into The Ravine
Whoever designed the map with the pegasus riders and the movement panels should be blacklisted.
This was my first Spyro game.
I know.
I know.
2010
I felt nothing. Aliens though.
2007
Johnny Knoxville Hentai Simulator.
Remember when WonderWorks was cool?
TT Games got crunch time for this.
2013
Monster Prom if storms were coming to kill your wife and children.
2006
I kept losing my stylus.
Singlehandedly justified the existence of PSVR.