Ichiban tries to get a girlfriend and then everyone dies.

It's peak.

Why does Kiryu have a laser whip?

Why does Joryu have a laser whip?

Persona 3 didn't need to be remade.
(Reload is peak.)

The creation of this game is a personal attack on my being.

It's literally just poker but GLaDOS just says you're mentally ill every round.

The servers for this game go offline on leap days. I nearly gagged seeing that notif.

I'll write a longer review when I stop crying.

My man Alan forgot how to write.

I learned the hard way that you can't craft a Tolkien-esque narrative epic in this game.

I bought this for my lil bro's birthday and he played it once.

Stfu, it's absolutely a lake, you idiot.