played this game for like 15 minutes and i think it traumatized me for life

The unholy love child of Telltale's cinematic storytelling and Borderlands' insanity has no right to be this good

Ultrakill feels like it was developed entirely in one night by a dude who snorted a bunch of cocaine, kept saying "you know what would be really sick?" and was right every time

They could work on this game for 100 years and it still wouldn't come close to Rabi-Ribi.

Hyper-realism and its consequences have been a disaster for the videogame medium

Asks the bold question, "what if open world games were fun"