2016

I was an idiot righting this review before. This game kicks ass. Final boss made me want to rip my hair out like a crazed hooligan, but the game is fucking awesome

Why make the villains streamers?! YOU ARE VILLAINIZING STREAMERS LIKE MARKIPLIER AND CRITIKAL!!!!!

Had huge potential but EA pulled out way too early. Very disappointed.

Fuck yeah! I LOVE PARKOUR AND BLACK PEOPLE!

Pretty decent game, but doesn't hold up well today.

Pagan is an awesome villain but he looks....kinda gay......

I spartan kicked a child off of the grand canyon! It was so awesome!!!

Extremely fun but short. The robot bitches are sooooo hot though!

I walked into a mall with the Aidan Pierce drip and they let me just hack so many peoples money accounts. Stupid fools....

One of the ugliest games I've ever seen. And the game sucks. FUCK!

The story started strong but quickly devolved. The farm is literally useless, and the grind is back full force. Fuck this game, watch it go!

On par with the original game with how absolutely stunning and wonderous it is. Also gives the song Traveler's Encore which even though it's just one instrument, gives me goosebumps with every listen.

I would rather play dying light 2, but the story is better.

2016

Too many fish. Where's my gun to shoot? Lame, don't play.