To-do list: - Play hide-and-seek with Emily, - Murder all the nobility, - Bring Emily home from the prostitute center, - Search for cultist stones, - Take a nap.
Who knew a murdering scientist in an orange scuba diving suit will be the reason for the disappearance of half of the American army and also the extinction of life on Mars?
Don't mind me, I'm just the Big Bad Wolf disguised as a human with one of the three little pigs' as my roommate, my best friend is a frog and I'm trying to bang Snow White. Also, I think there's also a crime involved.