you play as Frédéric Francois Chopin killing people with fucking black magic this game is sooooo gooooood + Falsetto exists

back in the day I'd set up my alarm clock to the world 4 theme so that I'd wake up as soon as possible to turn the damn thing off

this game became alive and said that my mother sucks dicks in hell and shut down my computer

i repicked up my old save and i got jumpscared that i named the little yoshi "faggot" and closed the game again

my aunt broke her back while playing this with me

kotone attacks people with a giant q-tip

Fuuka Yamagayshi

are you fucking kidding me

Banjo-Tooie worlds are thirty times bigger than the penises of the people who bitch about it being too big

i love the nine classes' mechanics i wish the question mark was playable though