YEAH BABY, THIS THE REAL SHIT RIGHT HERE, WHEN'S GAROUDEN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Fucking ass to ass, real hardcore, men bashing and kissing god fearing red blooded american GLORY TO THE RISING SUN

It's pretty bad, but bnoy howdy do i love shooting me some BUCK

Like tears......in rain.......
Time......to die....
Menu theme plays

Aoi Asahina was the first legitimate time I actually fell in love with a character, so 3 and a half stars for those freshman year memories

Here's to you, Nicola and Bart
Rest forever here in our hearts
The last and final moment is yours
That agony is your triumph
Here's to you, Nicola and Bart
Rest forever here in our hearts
The last and final moment is yours
That agony is your triumph
Here's to you, Nicola and Bart
Rest forever here in our hearts
The last and final moment is yours
That agony is your triumph
Here's to you, Nicola and Bart
Rest forever here in our hearts
The last and final moment is yours
That agony is your triumph
HERE’S TO YOU, NICOLA AND BART
REST FOREVER HERE IN OUR HEARTS
THE LAST AND FINAL MOMENT IS YOURS
THAT AGONY IS YOUR TRIUMPH (HERE’S TO YOU)
HERE’S TO YOU, NICOLA AND BART
REST FOREVER HERE IN OUR HEARTS
THE LAST AND FINAL MOMENT IS YOURS
THAT AGONY IS YOUR TRIUMPH

thank you todd howard thank you todd howard thank you todd howard thank you todd howard thank you todd howard thank you todd howard thank you todd howard thank you todd howard thank you todd howard thank you todd howard thank you todd howard thank you todd howard thank you todd howard thank you todd howard thank you tood howard thanky ou todd howaerd thank you todd howarad

The "The End" screen still makes me tear up

THE BEST RESIDENT EVIL GAME AND I DO NOT CARE WHO DISAGREES, THEY JUST PLAYED IT WRONG.

The beginning down the spiral that is Suda51, that beautiful bastard with the fat juicy meaty c**k

You have NO idea how much I fucking yelled with excitement when I saw the battle screen for the first time

HAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK OFF WITH THIS DIFFICULTY, YOU ABSOLUTELY SADISTIC DICKS. PLAYED THROUGH THE THIRD LOOP FOR A SILLY LITTLE COMIC. Hiori......my beloved........

This review contains spoilers

Okay, first and foremost, the gameplay of this is absolute dogshit. It's mind-numbingly tedious, clunky, offensive at points, it feels like it had no thought put into it. The story and writing on the other hand? One of the best ever, immaculate, nigh perfect, untouchable, in a league of it's own. Every single ounce of creativity went into the writing, the characters, the setting, the feeling of bittersweet goodbyes, all-too-soon farewells. Never has a game made me genuinely care about the fate of a character more than this. Now, I hate the statement "_____ broke me". It exudes a lack of life experience, of soul, of human interaction and love for your fellow man. But when I had first played it, I was legitimately affected by P.F. running out of battery before she could fully say what she wanted. I was unironically ruined for a couple of days and whenever I remembered, I would choke up and fight for my life in order to prevent myself from sobbing in public. The melancholic atmosphere combined with the rich world building and out of the way story telling are masterful. The ending just being as bittersweet and realistic ties everything up perfectly. Incredible.