Rata
There is 10 seconds of gameplay variety in this
2023
If you paired up Szymanski's ability to design a mortifying buildup with someone who can deliver a payoff that's not just a scary face popping up on your screen I think you'd have a pretty solid horror experience, but overall this is better than Iron Lung
2012
Metal Wolf Chaos for women
Sometimes I think "it would be cool if Konami was still putting out weird Yugioh games with unusual gameplay styles" until I actually play one of said games and experience the definition of licensed third-party shovelware. The developers were probably given the terms "Yugioh" and "kart racer" along with a 6-month dev cycle and had to make the most of it, which is why the game's "meta" consists of summoning Sonic Chick and holding on to 3 copies of Rush Recklessly until the final lap so you can stand a chance against the comically overtuned rubberbanding. The game is over in 2 hours and little Timmy's christmas is ruined.
2000
Imagine if this actually ended up being the series finale. Like a marathon runner crossing the finish line by falling dead from a brain aneurysm
2019
In an attempt to diversify their somewhat homogenous portfolio, Platinum created an action game that has zero charm and controls like shit on purpose
Megaman X1 but everything's a little... off. It's like playing the original game in a dream.
Shoutouts to Kraz Muehler the worst character design of all time
2010
Transcendent core gameplay, mediocre 7th-gen jank everything else.
2012
I don't remember if this was good or not and I can't be assed to replay it to check but holy shit remember the club shootout scene that had a Miku ripoff blasting in the OST? Maybe video games can be art
2010
Done dirty by GFWL, like many remnants of the time. It's a crime a game this fun hasn't gotten a re-release.
Although if it ever does, they need to ditch the unlock system. I don't know who approved a gacha crammed with a billion dog tags as a way to potentially unlock weapons, but I hope they're blacklisted from the industry.
Although if it ever does, they need to ditch the unlock system. I don't know who approved a gacha crammed with a billion dog tags as a way to potentially unlock weapons, but I hope they're blacklisted from the industry.
2008
Imagine paying $60 for a Prince of Persia game back in 2008 and getting the world's longest QTE simulator starring a Jersey fratbro as the protagonist.
2017
The video game equivalent of a wet fart.
Incredibly bizarre to make a Transformers game in the vein of "Bayonetta with a loot system", but it's still a banger you can ram through in an afternoon
2016
Cool, cool. Where's the rest of it?