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When you hit your deadbeat dad with da R2 buster move

Edit: After replaying this game basically constantly for the platinum for like two months and finally getting it, I'm pretty content saying this is the best action game ever made

On a personal note, it has been 8 to 9 months since I've been free from self harm, but playing this was the closest I've ever gotten to self harm again since then

I simply cannot put my love for this game into words.

It's an absolute masterpiece and will, most likely, remain as my favorite game until the end of my time in this world.

golfing in real life:
-slow
-beloved by feds
-probably involved plowing over indigenous lands

golfing in video games:
+haha ball go brrr
+g e o m e t r y
+Z axis optional

rain world presents a planet so alive, brutal, and beautiful. its enormous collection of tunnels, hills, and metal structures are designed in a way makes the player feel like the world was not made for them, that it is a real place they're passing through. the setting is inhabited by some of the strangest creatures i've ever seen, which behave fittingly strangely. the adventure starts as a battle for survival, but halfway through, the slugcat's reason for continuing on changes, as both it and the player gains awareness. a truly beautiful video game, and i do not know if there will be many more like it. i recommend you seek out the piece on rain world, buddhism, and transcendentalism out there. it may sound strange to players just starting, but this game has a lot to say about buddhism. yeah, rain world. i love it.

a game about clearing room after room of slightly different configurations of the same enemies, and then feeling psychological about it

Chad Apple Kid vs. Virgin Orange Kid

somehow made me tear up without a single spoken word or even any text that contributed to the story. bosses were all great levels were all great, do wish some of the bosses were a bit less of a pushover including the final boss but honestly even in spite of that it's still the best boss in the game and one of my favs overall. great game hard recommend

edit: i slept on it a bit and there do be some issues worth mentioning but none of them change my opinion on the game. i do really wish the game were a bit longer. even if i think the ending and the buildup to it is perfect as perfect can be, would be nice to have had more time in the world. if i didn't fuck around in the chain dash training room for almost 4 hours this game would have taken me around 6 and a half which is in most cases a bit shorter than i'd like. i also am not too big on how upgrade progression worked, it felt kinda arbitrary as opposed to attaching it to any sort of game progression. also wish you got to try out the skills before you paid for them, the little gif that shows is kind of misleading in some cases. and lastly with skills i do wish there was more variety in potential builds, not saying go full on souls but maybe more like what sekiro did (from my understanding of sekiro).

BUT these downsides i'm realizing don't come without plenty of upsides i've felt in the day since beating it. for starters after doing some reading and sitting on what the game is saying and the way the story is told it's absolutely one of my favorite uses of the medium. telling not just any story but THIS SPECIFIC STORY about coming to terms with your own mortality is perfect and really encapsulates how the journey to dealing with the end of life is all internal. in some cases this might have just felt like a gimmick but the way this story is works perfectly being told this way.

You look at the maclanky and think about how delicious it would be. You think about how delicious it would be if you ate it raw. You think about how delicious it would be if you ate it cooked.
EDIT: look how they massacred my boy.

Run 3

2014

if you play this game you are absolutely hung

Ultrakill feels like it was developed entirely in one night by a dude who snorted a bunch of cocaine, kept saying "you know what would be really sick?" and was right every time

el mejor MGS jamás hecho, Big Boss > Solid Snake