Scooz
2021
why would you make it feel like that
2014
my friend made me play this back in the day and got super fucking bewildered because all i did was play on the gameboy and not look at a cockroach or whatever the whole time
i like how soccer guy design goes from "kazuya has like 80 moves and is insanely overtuned hope u have fun" to "i dont know what banjo and kazooie is so i kinda gave up here"
2011
hearing SMRPG tracks remixed in this quality was a near religious experience and one i will remember forever.
1995
me showing my bf the guy in the bg of Cool Cat who walks out of his house and immediately goes back inside
1996
Harvester is one of the only video games with graphic child death AND freaky incest. it's dumb, edgy, and amazing. goofy, B-movie Americana in adorable FMV.
this is the only game
1993
this is the only game prairie province oil field worker dads have ever played, and while i recognize these words mean absolutely fucking nothing to the vast majority of users on this site, this game is evil incarnate.
2005
Like if Blood came out after The Matrix. You're a badass coolguy who's the special cursed one in a long trench coat with a cool hat and steel boots, you've got guns that double as melee weapons, there's a morality system that can give you chain lightning, you have to fuck this one evil goth lady in an on-screen sex scene, and yes - you can double jump. Darkwatch is the kind of decent game with some neat ideas and fun design that people who made red and black MLP OCs who's special talent was bleeding would think is sick as fuck. and they'd be right.