SlySinatra
2022
Beat co-op with a friend.
I thought this game couldn't POSSIBLY be that bad, oh boy was I wrong.
There is nothing positive I can say about this game, at all. The combat is terrible, the world is bland, empty and boring and the story is so disjointed and poorly written it is actually insane how this is a product that was shipped and sold to consumers.
I actually quit during the last 2 missions, as they asked me to fuck around with some really unfun business venture bullshit which due to how boring the game was we both collectively decided to drop it, I mean it's not like there was anything good waiting for us right?
Do not buy, do not fucking give Embracer Group money for this PoS.
I thought this game couldn't POSSIBLY be that bad, oh boy was I wrong.
There is nothing positive I can say about this game, at all. The combat is terrible, the world is bland, empty and boring and the story is so disjointed and poorly written it is actually insane how this is a product that was shipped and sold to consumers.
I actually quit during the last 2 missions, as they asked me to fuck around with some really unfun business venture bullshit which due to how boring the game was we both collectively decided to drop it, I mean it's not like there was anything good waiting for us right?
Do not buy, do not fucking give Embracer Group money for this PoS.
Whoever made the level design for this game should actually off themselves not even kidding this might be the worst sequel ever.
I AM LITERALLY A FUCKING GOD AS NAOTO TRY ME BITCH
2013
Bought this for like 2 quid around christmas and it got me into hack n slash games again, have yet to play No More Heroes though.
2014
Sad to see my time with this trilogy come to an end but this was beautiful. I can't really pick a favourite out of the 3.
2011
Certainly one of the video games ever made and I would be lying if I didn't have fun playing this.
Except that stupid crane shit with Ryuji Goda's section. Fuck that.
Except that stupid crane shit with Ryuji Goda's section. Fuck that.
2006
Massive upgrade over the original. Also Ryuji Goda AND Sotenbori? Sign me up.
2005
Quite interesting going back to.
The fucking dub kills me.
The fucking dub kills me.
2022
Didn't finish this back then due to a glitch, went back and did it.
Story was a bit meh towards the end and not a big fan of the final scene but I am up for more turn based + Ichiban Yakuza.
2019
THE greatest video game ever made, life changing.
I LOVE YOU GORO AKECHI!!!
I LOVE YOU GORO AKECHI!!!
I have my own opinions on this game regarding the story but it is a technical marvel for the series, finally getting out of the PS3 era after 7 games made for the PS3.
This game is fucking gorgeous, and the future Dragon Engine titles prove my point also.
This game is fucking gorgeous, and the future Dragon Engine titles prove my point also.
2012
Yakuza 5 for me, will always be the height of this series, just for how big it is and how everything about it is just perfect. The finale is also the best thing ever like holy fuck.
2018
It's an RGG game so I have to get it 4 or above.
Had this on PS4 in 2020, no idea why I never finished it but I did on Series S and I think this game's story is better than LJ's but LJ has way better gameplay, and by that I mean only 1 of them stupid fucking tailing missions.
Had this on PS4 in 2020, no idea why I never finished it but I did on Series S and I think this game's story is better than LJ's but LJ has way better gameplay, and by that I mean only 1 of them stupid fucking tailing missions.
2024
The gold standard for video game remakes, not a single thing from the original has been lost here and it shows how far ahead ATLUS are compared to the rest of the gaming world.