It's alright. Controls did not age well for me; but its 1996 I can't hate that much.

Titty jiggle can only get you so far. Man I love jiggly tittys.
1 star for each of those big ol BAZONGAS, hell yeah.

The gameplays dog trash though.

It was nice to see them port it from the VITA to ps4. It was unique enough to say it's worth a play, but it's nothing jaw dropping or spectacular.

If you don't own the limited edition curry bib... are you really a gamer?

Pretty ok dungeon crawler with cringy anime cut scenes filled with lolis and a dumb fucking mystery curry animal.

A man will take what he can get when it comes to the Pii U

Hot garbage game

Super simple and easy game. The only things I remember about it was it's difficulty level and spamming ranged weapons till I won the game.

Please game I beg you to stop giving me 10 thunder worms that make my pc SCREAM OUT IN PURE HORROR AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Game got a lot more enjoyable when they added the artifact options or w/e they are called. No chests, monsters drop items + choose what items you get + half hp 2x mobs master race

I can only assume you also got this game in a very cheap and questionable bundle. Or you saw those rocking tits; we don't judge here.

FREE HOT GAMER TIP: just slap all your points into the crossbow ATK speed and turn your brain off

The game is not that hard to finish, but it's NOT fun to finish. Overall it just has very boring platforming and jumping with ugly graphics.

Anyone else get their ass handed to them by the late game non-story Chocobo filled maps?

It took me like 15 years after I got it to actually power though and beat it; because little me was having none of this trash. 2 stars because I need to justify beating it.

Ps2 launch title letdown coming right at ya.

This game is fucking terrible and whoever made this should feel bad about life. Do yourself a favor and gouge your eyes are ears out as soon as you hear or see this plague driving down your gamer street.

My name is JOHN CENA. Probably the best thing about this game is that meme.
Horny gamer on the prowl... WATCH out! Because I'm out here GAMING my brains out brothers.

interesting enough game plagued by being an absolute bug filled mess