Snakebilly
40hrs of misery with long drawn out parts of nothingness. It really is an over hyped game that can only say it is nice to look at. Characters suck as well.
1994
Wonderful game with snappy platforming, great prerendered graphics and wonderful music. The boss battles are a bit lacking
A perfect addition to the platforming trilogy. Great platforming, great looks and even better music. Also a tad bit easier and forgiving with the flying mechanic of girlfriend Kong; but still feels great on diddy.
Fresh funky beats. Big fucking beef cake boys slamming the whole screen when you take those tubby boys to egg town? Ducks that just wont stop and keep coming back for more? Tell me more!
You want to be a helicopter, a sub, ski god and many more? Do you enjoy a nice mini game here and there to spice up your life? You better believe the answer better be a big old HELL YEAH.
Art good, music good, mechanics good, bosses good and enemy's good.
You want to be a helicopter, a sub, ski god and many more? Do you enjoy a nice mini game here and there to spice up your life? You better believe the answer better be a big old HELL YEAH.
Art good, music good, mechanics good, bosses good and enemy's good.
1994
The best opener and credit drop in video game history; mode 7 at its finest. Mini games also on point.
Good intro to the characters, good story and world and serviceable combat.
Good intro to the characters, good story and world and serviceable combat.
While not as good as the 1st and 2nd game, it still is a very solid addition to the platforming library on the SNES. Probably the easiest of the 3 as well.
Music is still ok, the platforming is fine and the characters feel ok. I think my favorite level is the monkey climb level where they throw shit at ya while you go up a rope. Bosses are very hit or miss.
Music is still ok, the platforming is fine and the characters feel ok. I think my favorite level is the monkey climb level where they throw shit at ya while you go up a rope. Bosses are very hit or miss.
1990
I like the cape and the levels are fine, but the games on the NES are superior to world. Boss battles kinda shit
1997
Bought it in 2010 and had a blast. Sick starting setting with top of the line FMV's where you can move around during them. Good characters with a solid plot with wonderful music. You better go on the date with big beef cake boy.
Probably one of the best character themes in video games.
Probably one of the best character themes in video games.
1999
Bro I just want to marry the teacher that is only a few years older then me that can belch toxic sludge outta her fucking perfect mouth. GET THE FUCK OUTTA here with that dumb broad with the dog; fuck off bitch.
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Very solid opening song. You know what, basically a very solid disc 1 and then it shits the bed HARD.
Whatever Whatever Whatever Whatever Whatever Whatever Whatever Whatever Whatever Whatever .....
Very solid opening song. You know what, basically a very solid disc 1 and then it shits the bed HARD.
2000
The thing about final fantasy 9 is that it's just good. It doesn't try to do anything wacky or insane; go outside of its lane. Solid jrpg foundation with roots that span the goddamn globe. That's how solid this game is.
Good models, good towns, good characters, good music, good atmosphere, good FMV's. VERY bad overworld slowdown in ps1
I am in my lane, calm cool and collected.
Good models, good towns, good characters, good music, good atmosphere, good FMV's. VERY bad overworld slowdown in ps1
I am in my lane, calm cool and collected.
2001
I want to waka waka on those goddamn beachballs that walking resting bitch face broad is lugging around. Can I get a hell yeah brudda? Teedus is a walking disaster and Yuna can fuck off for being the worst girl. The only man out here talking any sense is my BOY WAKKA.
Hello? Yes, I would like to throw away everything to put all my faith in this dumpster baby priest.
Hello? Yes, I would like to throw away everything to put all my faith in this dumpster baby priest.
2006
Square has a hard on for terrible main characters. You know what I have have something hard about? GOD DAMN BUNNY GIRLS, BOYS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. This game is the game you point to and say, "Wow, the supporting cast characters that are over the age of 18 are great. I wish Vann and his GF weren't here tagging along". Unless I'm the only one thinking that.
I like the combat, but I can see why someone would hate the very unique to the franchise combat. The judges are super cool.
Pink Skort
I like the combat, but I can see why someone would hate the very unique to the franchise combat. The judges are super cool.
Pink Skort
I am man enough to say when that ending credits song hit, my eyes sweated a bit. Also, that teacher is fucking HOT. Hell yeah.
Turn your brain off and dash cancel that samurai sword user and become a god among men.
Turn your brain off and dash cancel that samurai sword user and become a god among men.
1996
Don't bother trying to get the ultimate class unless you're one of those people that like their nuts stepped on for sexual pleasure. Very enjoyable scenarios with some pretty good visuals. Upgrades on your characters let you choose at least a bit the way you want to play which is nice. But it can also lead to cheesing a lot of the end part of the game and your slower units doing fuck all. ( Basically full map wizard death aoe bombs)
2021
Game lives or dies on the quality of the areas and writing, and it really doesn't do much for me outside of the first area. It took me like 10-11 hours to beat and it became a giant slog at the end.
Starts off very strong and takes a nose dive after the first area.
Starts off very strong and takes a nose dive after the first area.