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Counter-Strike
2000
FUA ESE LO JUGABA CON MI PRIMITO EN EL CIBER FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Le pegue en las tetas a una mina
Kino
Kino
Tbh if you get shot 9 times and live you deserve your own shooter game.
Baroque
1998
I get it, the Sega Saturn version looks ever so slightly better. Still playing the the PS1 version tho. Tweeking if you think Im finna play a first-person game that rinky dinky ass Saturn controller. Game still slaps tho, shits swagged up off the wazoo.
There's a worm hibernating in my brain and every seven months it wakes up and whispers "replay skyrim" in my brain and I do it every time. They put crack in this game.
only good fromsoft game
Weltorv Estleia
1999
WELTORV ESTLEIA
that is all
Okay. Now that I played it a bit, how many PS1 games let you set your height and weight... and I have never seen a game let you choose whether you are left or right handed. Lots of customization.
So I make my guy as tall as possible and as fat as possible. After a brief introduction the game seems to be mostly open, so apparently we have a sandbox JRPG here or moreso than just about any other JRPG on the system I think.
I guess I'll mention that I have played so many JRPGs in my life that I've reached a point where my lack of knowledge in actual Japanese doesn't even matter that much and I can usually find my bearings pretty easily as these "rich fantasy worlds" can get rather predictable at times.
Anyway, I talk to some guy in a bar and buy something for 15000 when I only have 100 and he promptly takes me to jail. Never even gave me the "Sorry you are broke!" dialogue box. Damn.
After waiting awhile I get to leave and I immediately travel south until I've made it past 4 or 5 load screens. I was hoping to find the world map and fight some monsters at this point but instead I run into a very small old man who is lying on the ground (Actually he's probably not that small, I'm just very tall). I take him back to my home and he is my new pet.
to be cont'd
p.s. WELTORV ESTLEIA
that is all
Okay. Now that I played it a bit, how many PS1 games let you set your height and weight... and I have never seen a game let you choose whether you are left or right handed. Lots of customization.
So I make my guy as tall as possible and as fat as possible. After a brief introduction the game seems to be mostly open, so apparently we have a sandbox JRPG here or moreso than just about any other JRPG on the system I think.
I guess I'll mention that I have played so many JRPGs in my life that I've reached a point where my lack of knowledge in actual Japanese doesn't even matter that much and I can usually find my bearings pretty easily as these "rich fantasy worlds" can get rather predictable at times.
Anyway, I talk to some guy in a bar and buy something for 15000 when I only have 100 and he promptly takes me to jail. Never even gave me the "Sorry you are broke!" dialogue box. Damn.
After waiting awhile I get to leave and I immediately travel south until I've made it past 4 or 5 load screens. I was hoping to find the world map and fight some monsters at this point but instead I run into a very small old man who is lying on the ground (Actually he's probably not that small, I'm just very tall). I take him back to my home and he is my new pet.
to be cont'd
p.s. WELTORV ESTLEIA
Roblox
2006
This was the shit back in 2010, it’s had a few too many bad changes over the years for my liking.
Hypnospace Outlaw
2019
Great game that takes me back to the halcyon days of getting lost on shitty Geocities pages, following random links and looking at things I'm not supposed to, then frying my old man's Sony Vaio by pulling the power cable out when I hear him coming up the stairs. Like the early Internet, Hypnospace is built on a foundation of computer viruses and hot dog gifs and it's better off for it.
who let bro port the game...
Vib-Ribbon
1999
I love Vibri!!!!!!!
Vib-Ribbon
1999
THE BEST SOUNDTRACK IN A VIDEO GAME, PEAK CHARACTER DESIGN, THE BEST GAMEPLAY, HYSTERICAL LEVEL AUTOGENERATOR, MEMORABLE ARTSTYLE
VIB RIBBON MAKES BEAT SABER LOOK LIKE BEAT SHITTER
I WANT TO KISS VIBRI ON THE LIPS
VIB RIBBON MAKES BEAT SABER LOOK LIKE BEAT SHITTER
I WANT TO KISS VIBRI ON THE LIPS
Fallout 3
2008
if you like this game i want to kill you
a lesser person would say "i'm speechless" when reviewing this. i am not speechless. i got the speech.
this is, somehow, really fucking cool. i love experimental and surreal shit, and this is obviously not exactly a "game" but more of an experience. you watch this weird ass footage while INCREDIBLE music plays -- no shit, this is going on my list of the best soundtracks of all time.
i played this purely out of curiosity. i watched a bit of a gameplay on youtube but i wanted to know how it actually controls, like what do you do while watching. basically nothing. but i still think it's something cool. and i must note, if these weren't images of a near naked woman, i would still love it, hell, i'd probably love it more. if it were bad early 2000s surreal cgi, it would be amazing. this is going on my list of "dream games".
i'll probably not watch this all the way through because i honestly don't care but i'm really impressed lol.
this is, somehow, really fucking cool. i love experimental and surreal shit, and this is obviously not exactly a "game" but more of an experience. you watch this weird ass footage while INCREDIBLE music plays -- no shit, this is going on my list of the best soundtracks of all time.
i played this purely out of curiosity. i watched a bit of a gameplay on youtube but i wanted to know how it actually controls, like what do you do while watching. basically nothing. but i still think it's something cool. and i must note, if these weren't images of a near naked woman, i would still love it, hell, i'd probably love it more. if it were bad early 2000s surreal cgi, it would be amazing. this is going on my list of "dream games".
i'll probably not watch this all the way through because i honestly don't care but i'm really impressed lol.
the blue lombax is hot