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wait til ign finds out how much water is in this one

You can tell a japanese man named these characters because the asian ones are like Akihiko Nakajima and then the english ones are like Susan Microwave.

A Libertarian's dream come true. Underage girls falling in love with adult men, a gun for every child, and crippling debt imposed by unfeeling megacorporations. All adding up to a pretty mediocre gacha money hole with a fairly polished presentation.

This is probably the most sus I've ever felt while playing a video game. The sheer amount of grooming that happens in the character stories is unhinged. I truly cannot imagine a sane adult playing through this game without ever feeling skeeved out at some point. This is truly video games' The Police's "Don't Stand So Close To Me." The very definition of a red-flag game.

Music's pretty good, though.

peak ludonarrative experience for insane people

Plankton having the Shia Kazing move must be why my Switch has been crashing like a Wii.

there is literally no way a human wrote this

I'm glad I don't fall in love as fast as Shiki

My mom asked if the dishes were done and I yelled "BETHESDA!"

She hugged me. She knew they were washed.