Me whenever I see someone flying close to me: "Blow that piece of junk, OUT OF THE SKY!"

The ONLY one with a good story.

it has gussus

The final boss music sounds so fucking dramatic it's both ironically funny and unironically spine-chilling.

I never played this game actually but it has Harry Enfield which makes it worthy of my collection

I may not be gay, but Johnny Cage makes me feel things...

This one doesn't have Yoshi. 9.5/10

I LOVE DRAGGING PIZZA AND A PURPLE HAT WITH ME THROUGH THE ENTIRE GAME!!!

This game made me racist

This one has alex. None of the other mainline ones do. What else do I need to say?

You don't get it, he drank the coffee in a weird way, funniest shit I've ever seen

I played this game when I was a kid, and it was the first time I found out that video games are able to be bad.

This one has yoshi.

You would have more fun going into an actual abandoned Facility and then be mauled by a robot. At least the pain will stick with you compared to this bland, boring, uninspired and shit of a (fan)game.