This game made me racist

You don't get it, he drank the coffee in a weird way, funniest shit I've ever seen

This one has alex. None of the other mainline ones do. What else do I need to say?

You would have more fun going into an actual abandoned Facility and then be mauled by a robot. At least the pain will stick with you compared to this bland, boring, uninspired and shit of a (fan)game.

This one doesn't have Yoshi. 9.5/10

I may not be gay, but Johnny Cage makes me feel things...

I never played this game actually but it has Harry Enfield which makes it worthy of my collection

The final boss music sounds so fucking dramatic it's both ironically funny and unironically spine-chilling.

it has gussus

The ONLY one with a good story.

Me whenever I see someone flying close to me: "Blow that piece of junk, OUT OF THE SKY!"

This one has yoshi.

I played this game when I was a kid, and it was the first time I found out that video games are able to be bad.

I LOVE DRAGGING PIZZA AND A PURPLE HAT WITH ME THROUGH THE ENTIRE GAME!!!