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My number one most overrated game of all time....is Tetris.

Tetris theme plays for two seconds
Ok, seriously people? You are seriously going to call THIS GAME, one of the greatest games of all time?! Alright alright alright...you're telling me you'd rather play TETRIS....then Metal Gear Solid 3? You would rather play....TETRIS....then Skyrim?! You would rather play....TETRIS....then Team Fortress 2 (do you see where I'm going with this)?!

I see this game on DOZENS of "Best Games Ever" lists and it just doesn't deserve it! And before you go all ape on me I am fully aware of the history behind Tetris and how much it impacted the NES's sales, but that's more of it being influential rather then a good game! When was the last time you actively sought out playing TETRIS?

When was the last time you thought "Hmm...I don't think I wanna play Battlefield 3, I think I wanna play some Tetris." I bet it was you were waiting in line for something and had nothing else to do. I'm The Fiery Joker and I'll conceit that Tetris is a fun and challenging game.....but it does not deserve to stand amongst the greatest games of all time!

the egg carrier theme alone means anyone who gave this game a 3.0 or under is out of their mind, sorry. im sorry u werent entertained by sonic going "ready?? 🤓🤓🤓" every time he has to charge a light speed attack or big the cat SOLOING chaos 6 in what has to be the shortest boss battle of all time (tvtropes powerscalers say hes capable of class z-2 omniversal annihilation in this one), or gamma just somehow managing to tell an oddly emotional existential story completely lacking in the bombast that strings the rest of the game along. thank you random npc

people dont even hate on this game for the right reasons. having to play sky chase 4 times and fight chaos 4 3 times is way more annoying than any of big's levels lol. you literally play sky chase the same amount of times as big has levels and each one is longer!! and its just kinda braindead!! fuck sky chase it sucked in sonic 2 and it sucks in this!! and i also read someone calling the final boss bad. did you even watch dbz?

its very funny to imagine the universe where sonic adventure came out as an rpg as originally intended. people would be comparing its multicharacter storytelling with live a live and all u fishing in rpgs ppl would have SOYED at being forced to fish for an entire campaign. but alas

look at amy's face. thats all i have to say there, its an aesthetically distraught face. thats like half a star on its own. thats the face of a girl who breaks a tony hawk record tenfold every time she swings her hammer while running

the virgin "koji kondo loads a cart with rompler sounds" mario 64 vs the chad "we got 5 people on guitar and 6 people on bass" sonic adventure. u get this free y2k-ass 3d platformer with talking animals alongside that album you bought, how cool is that. no wonder they stopped making consoles 3 years later with a business model like that. they mustve run out of the sound budget when it came to recording eggman's lines bc they reuse them so hard that its incredibly funny hearing him say "he's not going to get away with this!" like 5 times in the egg viper fight and then the exact same line w/ same cadence in a super sonic story cutscene shortly after

huge fan of giving sonic a very broken spindash and tails the ability to fly and making the levels large and branching (like the classic games) with this in mind. the proto-parkour of the future. shame it never returns for any other sonic game ever!