WHAT IF WE TOOK A GOOD GAME AND MADE IT BAD

if the cover of Phalanx was actually what happens in the game. type Phalanx into the search bar on this website right now.

It was really cool of Iwata to crowdfund his friend's alimony. Mad respect.

mario galaxy but with a boob job

in this game "I'm gonna send you to Brazil" is a genuine threat that you can make and act out