2022

This game made me feel both incredibly smart and incredibly dumb.

This is how I expect visits to Louisiana to go.

This review contains spoilers

Never forget they stole Maylee Dronya from us.

I wasn't ready for all the plot.

Do I even want to know what's in Jefferson's soup?

A wrench can do anything (it's a really big wrench).

It's nice and all but it runs like arse.

Y'all forgot about Miriam in Act V you fools.

Says this game is eurojank personified.

The church is evil in this game too.

If you ever dream about playing a shooter that feels like a collaboration between Rob Liefeld and Tom Clancy, look no further.

I don't know why Musk wants to go to Mars but it can't be for a worse reason than this Parker dude.

Long story short, it's like OreImo but not nearly as creepy.

For a game about blowing stuff up, the main missions have an awful lot of escorting NPCs.