I've been messing around with this game for many years and I only now decided to play through the whole story. Actually doing the missions makes you realize something; This game has aged like milk. Many of the controls and mechanics actively hinder you, making many of the missions feel like the enemy is the game itself, leading to many frustrating restarts. It's understandable to a degree given not only how old this game is, but that it's the first 3D game in the series, but still, I can imagine a lot of this was just as irritating back then as it is today, and it feels like even Vice City, a game that came out like a year after this, is such a big improvement in many areas.

That said, I wouldn't say this game sucks. It's still worth experiencing if you have the patience, even if you don't end up finishing the story, of which is still a decent one.

Heroes Never Die...

Pretty much went in blind with this, not knowing anything about it other than how great a save room theme it has (as well as the vocal version) and had a surprisingly good time with it. The controls were a bit clunky in some areas, like the lack of being able to look down and no quick turn, which made for a bit of sluggish dodging and weaving during boss fights. Only died once on the final boss due to the aim snapping to way above its head, making me unable to move the aim back down in time. Other than that, the third person movement is slightly rough, being pre-RE4, but still definitely manageable, with the one benefit being that you can at least move around a bit while aiming, even if very slowly. Definitely came a long way from the first Survivor game. Another thing of note is that ammo is in absolute abundance in this. I often found myself having to leave some good ammo behind because I just had so much shotgun ammo, pretty much being the main gun I used through most of the game. Doesn't help that enemies sometimes also drop ammo, made more ridiculous when you kill a zombified maintenence worker and they drop a frickin 100 round assault rifle mag. The guns are quite satisfying in this, even if the flash of the assault rifle is quite bright.

The story was a little weird, but entertaining. Cowboy Bruce McGivern and, after a brief rivalry, his newfound Chinese partner Fong Ling, aboard a ship at sea, both after ̶S̶e̶p̶h̶i̶r̶o̶t̶h̶ Morpheus (not that one), a dude turned hot, intelligent electric female tyrant turned abomination, with a bunch of other typical boss creatures thrown in throughout as they find themselves in yet another Umbrella facility. Lots of over the top slow motion moments, almost to comedic effect. Some good enemy designs mixed in with surprisingly good atmosphere, having multiple areas that were actually creepy, and some moments that can actually get a jump out of you or get your butt clenching.

It's a bit of a short experience, finishable in under 3 hours, but it's definitely worth checking out.

The original Modern Warfare 2 is a masterpiece, tied as my favorite Call of Duty campaign, right alongside the first Black Ops. Definitely Infinity Ward's best. And while this remaster is missing the multiplayer and spec ops, it's priced accordingly, going above and beyond just polished up graphics and resolution that you'd expect from a typical remaster. Insane increase to level of detail in its campaign with beefed up special effects and plenty of moments where they added additional animations for extra immersion as well as polished up existing ones. All complete with the cherry on top, the museum where you can further examine all of the additional qualities of the remaster with every weapon and various set pieces.

I'm sure I don't need to state just how great a game the original Modern Warfare is. This was back before Call of Duty went to shit and started insulting the original MW trilogy by plastering the same name on new entries (with roman numerals instead).

While this isn't the ideal way to play the original, it's still a great port for the Wii, having good visuals for Wii standards and controls that work surprisingly well too, even if it's much more preferable to play this with a traditional controller. The performance suffers here and there, but this is the Wii, so it can't really be helped. Still one of the best shooters on the platform.

If you like Adventure Time, you'll probably enjoy this. It's got a decent enough story and the investigating is alright. The combat while not the most plain does eventually start to get old whenever it shows up, feeling like something that was just tacked on to give you more to do besides just pick stuff up, combine things, and talk to people. It's not awful, at least having variety with the four different Jake specials you get, but near the end, I just found myself wanting to get the combat done with whenever it popped up so that I could get back to the main game.

When I found this game, I thought I'd be able to write a funny review about what looked like just a horny game. Well, I was wrong.

You play as...well, you. Regardless of what name you choose to go by, you are referred to by your tribe as the Chosen One in a time before technology, destined to save the village, living a life where everything is handed to you, being treated as the most important being in the village, a role of which you don't really want. Trained to be a savior, treated specially above others, held to different standards, feeling like a stranger forced to keep your true feelings to yourself while everyone treats you like a superior being, preventing you from being able to feel normal.

This leads to the celebration ceremony of becoming an adult, of which the age for some reason is 20, not 18. At which, during your speech that you're forced to come up with for every birthday ceremony, you decide that you aren't going to be held down by a fate forced upon you, denouncing all of your tribe's spiritual beliefs and your destiny as made up before running away into the forest. After pondering what to do, you hear a loud bang, and going towards the sound, you finally meet the sexy alien robot furry, Juno.

From there, you two get to know each other, learning of the differences between your culture, technology, and knowledge as you accompany her to learn more about the planet together and about each other, growing closer as you two fight to overcome certain struggles together as your so called "purpose" starts to catch up with you.

Overall, a surprisingly wholesome story mixed with a serious tone. And yes there's sexy stuff, but it manages to be both hot and wholesome, fitting in to the story. There's multiple of these scenes and pretty much as soon as the first one happens, the next ones happen almost back to back shortly after each other before starting to head towards the conclusion.

I was excited for this game when it came out as it was the first real My Little Pony game since Gen 3 with Pinkie Pie's Party on DS. And when this finally came out, to say it was a disappointment is an understatement. It was an expected disappointment given that I knew it was being made by Outright Games and I have plenty of experience dealing with them, but still disappointing.

This game had potential to be better, but it just doesn't hit. Keep in mind before we go further that this game released for $40. I got the Series X version for $5 in clearance, and eventually the Switch version for $10, but I've also played through every version of the game. That said, you will easily 100% it in under 2 hours. I originally found this out when I played a pirated copy off my friend's Switch upon release to find out if I wanted to buy it and just through my short time sampling it, I ended up 100%ing it. Even worse, it offers no replay value other than replaying the rhythm dance game, of which consists of only one song, with a different unlocked character. The song is catchy at least and to me is unfortunately the highlight of the game, but the only real reason to replay it is if you're desperately grasping for more playtime since you're barely gonna get any.

After that, it's all back downhill, talking to characters, running back and forth fetching things, obstacle courses, bunny and crab herding, and a single chase at the end. The only other replay value I can think of is going to the minigames section and replaying stuff you've already played, choosing who chases Sprout, who herds bunnies, and who runs the obstacle courses, but different characters have no gameplay differences, rather just being there as a way to play as your favorite character, of which you can only do in the minigames, outside of which you're still restricted to just playing as Sunny. And again, the only minigame I ever felt like replaying was the dance one because of the catchy song. Other than that, you'll probably feel no desire to retouch any of the other minigames.

Once you've beaten the game, all that's left to do is run around and change into the different outfit pieces you've unlocked. Like I said, this could've been a better game. It has good voice acting, at least being comparable to the show since it has all the same actors, has an okay story that goes somewhat off of the movie a bit, and while rather barebones, the different outfit pieces would've been nicer if you were able to run around as somepony else and see how it all looks on all of them. In the end, the two main problems were the short length with barely any replay value to justify the high price and it being made by Outright Games. Their games are made to draw children in with the licenses like Paw Patrol and they never offer much in terms of content, yet still charge heftier prices. I feel that were this game made by nearly anyone else, it at the very least would've been a little longer.

So while I've obviously been able to enjoy (or at least tolerate) it enough to play through this on every platform, I would recommend that if you're gonna try this, lower your expectations quite a bit and don't pay more than $5 for it. That's all it's worth.