29 reviews liked by WitchCian


My mind will never be free of these robot lesbians (positive)

A dreary, dull, uncomfortable game that has nothing to say but fuck you. I respect the hell out of it.

let's hear it for the boooooooy~ (I Wanna Be Your Friend!)

A dull, simple game coated with flashy effects that is completely antithetical to Star Trek and it's themes.

So the perfect adaption of the JJ Abrams movies.

I made my boyfriend shoot Lightning McQueen in front of his wife at the most dysfunctional wedding ever.

The best and worst of the Metal Gear Series...

WHY DON'T OTACONS TITS JIGGLE LIKE ROSE'S WHEN I SHAKE THE CONTROLLER?

One step forward and twenty steps back. Fuck its morality.

I too hope to slap my husband's ass as we win the war on terror.

Me & WitchCian were the last people to play this, and I'm glad it's dead. Never play this game, or any of the others.