WuPac
Black Flag but without everything that made it cool. Adewale is the most boring badass ever.
2016
The most painful dialogue of any game I've ever played and it's not even close. I hate everyone in this. Every character needs to be shot in the face.
2013
It starts off as one of the scariest and most tense video game experiences ever, then gets pretty boring pretty fast. Amazing jump scares, not much else going for it. Some monsters have dicks, that was memorable I guess.
Quite a goofy story, but honestly quite good overall given that it's just Black Flag but cold.
I always dreamed of a game where both analog sticks controls a different character. Certainly charming and unique. Don't find it to be quite the emotional storytelling marvel like others do, but a very nice journey.
2013
One of the good ones - Terrible graphics but an amazing roster, the best Showcase mode, and a really fun Undertaker Streak mode.
2012
Whoever was responsible for this game had no idea what Hitman was supposed to be. Hilariously nonsense story, frustratingly nonsense game mechanics. What's the point in disguises if people just see through them after staring at you for 5 seconds? There's some enjoyable segments in between the bullshit.
I've had this on the backlog for a while with no plans of getting to it soon until my friend bought it and asked if I wanted to play together. An absolute blast, I knew it'd be my thing but I liked it way more than expected. It's way too short and the story is boring nonsense but the gameplay loop is just so great, very excited to eventually try the sequel.
Given that there's no image or description for this one, a PC game my mom got from a sketchy retail store for me to play at her boyfriend's house when I was a kid, I'll give my own description:
A big cat hunting simulator that's janky to the point of it being super creepy - Almost feels like a horror game at times. The insane cat breathing sounds as they barrel towards you in a blur of minimal pixels is still ingrained in my brain. If that doesn't jump scare you, your character's blood curling death scream will. Wish I could go back. Not even any YouTube videos of this one out there.
A big cat hunting simulator that's janky to the point of it being super creepy - Almost feels like a horror game at times. The insane cat breathing sounds as they barrel towards you in a blur of minimal pixels is still ingrained in my brain. If that doesn't jump scare you, your character's blood curling death scream will. Wish I could go back. Not even any YouTube videos of this one out there.
Far inferior to both its sequel and the previous Mortal Kombat 9, but a great first attempt by NetherRealm at making something non-Mortal Kombat.
It takes a lot to get into, not to mention the horrendously glitchy launch on console. I considered dropping it multiple times in my beginning hours. But once you grow accustomed to and start to truly understand the game's mechanics, it becomes hard to put down. The soundtrack is one of the best ever.
2016
Tons of fun when you're playing with someone who can hold their own. Incredibly frustrating when playing someone not so good. Completely unplayable solo.
2013
Copy & paste of the first game but just worse in every way. A jungle zombie setting is cool at least and it's still fun with friends, but what isn't?
2012
Way more exciting than the first game, but still can't imagine playing through it without having a good friend to co-op with throughout.
2019
Surprisingly good in some areas and surprisingly bad in others. Deacon is a great protagonist with phenomenal voice acting. The gunplay is pretty meh. Definitely could've done with some mechanic to help you find gasoline if you run out while on the road, rather than being forced to walk your bike to the nearest settlement.