ZeldaFan
2011
2020
2019
2014
This review contains spoilers
So uh, I actually wrote a poem for this game, idk why, just felt compelled to
Here it is
What is it like to live a lie?
You conceal a truth, then you die
Being yourself only a bit
While you keep the truth quiet
Like a venomous snake who weaved and curled
Thanks to the man who sold the world
Like a ghost without a past
Or a fiery demon trying to last
What do you do at the end
No matter how you twist or bend
You ultimately feel dissolved
With many mysteries left unsolved
Does the game ever end?
No matter how much time we spend?
But alas, we move on with major restrain
I guess that truly is……….the phantom pain
FUCK YOU HUEY EMMERICH AND KONAMI
Here it is
What is it like to live a lie?
You conceal a truth, then you die
Being yourself only a bit
While you keep the truth quiet
Like a venomous snake who weaved and curled
Thanks to the man who sold the world
Like a ghost without a past
Or a fiery demon trying to last
What do you do at the end
No matter how you twist or bend
You ultimately feel dissolved
With many mysteries left unsolved
Does the game ever end?
No matter how much time we spend?
But alas, we move on with major restrain
I guess that truly is……….the phantom pain
FUCK YOU HUEY EMMERICH AND KONAMI
2012
1998
2022
This review contains spoilers
I played on hard so I could get the secret phase on the final boss, and all I got was the stupid space invaders mini game they had earlier in the game
But aside from that, I’m pretty happy with this game overall, it’s finally nice to get a good sonic game that doesn’t have absolute cringe dialogue
But aside from that, I’m pretty happy with this game overall, it’s finally nice to get a good sonic game that doesn’t have absolute cringe dialogue
2006
2022
2022
2017
2016