I beat this game twice (once on casual, and again on hard)



I gotta play more games in this franchise man

I must be a crazy motherfucker cause I actually liked the island part of the game more than the castle part


Edit: also I’ll probably take a break from this series for the moment, don’t want to experience fatigue with it.

The more nemesis “evolved” in this game, the worse the overall game got

It’s somehow both a horrifying teeth chattering piece of art while also being an unintentional comedic masterpiece

This game absolutely shivered me timbers all the way

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So uh, I actually wrote a poem for this game, idk why, just felt compelled to



Here it is



What is it like to live a lie?
You conceal a truth, then you die

Being yourself only a bit
While you keep the truth quiet

Like a venomous snake who weaved and curled
Thanks to the man who sold the world

Like a ghost without a past
Or a fiery demon trying to last

What do you do at the end
No matter how you twist or bend

You ultimately feel dissolved
With many mysteries left unsolved

Does the game ever end?
No matter how much time we spend?

But alas, we move on with major restrain
I guess that truly is……….the phantom pain





FUCK YOU HUEY EMMERICH AND KONAMI

10/10 story, but the gameplay is just decent at best and pretty boring at times

There ain’t nothing as good as playing an extremely fun collectithon during Christmas break

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I played on hard so I could get the secret phase on the final boss, and all I got was the stupid space invaders mini game they had earlier in the game


But aside from that, I’m pretty happy with this game overall, it’s finally nice to get a good sonic game that doesn’t have absolute cringe dialogue

I beat this way faster than I expected to

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I PLAY THROUGH THIS FUCKING SHIT FIRE AND ALL I GET IS AN ENDING THAT ERASES THE WHOLE GAME AND MAKES IT POINTLESS



SEGA PLAYED ME LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE

Guess who just beat this game on give me god of war………………no I’m not doing the post game bosses

I got the platinum trophy




What a fucking incredible game

Decided to play this for its 5th anniversary


Crazy how a game can fail at literally everything it tries to do.