Phenomenal



Also holy shit I was not expecting Doc Ock to be that great of a villain in this game

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I swear Samus is a walking Death Star

Would be the best “yakuza” game if it weren’t for two words



Tailing Mission

I played the switch version



Honestly didn’t see many problems that I see people complaining about, load times were pretty quick, didn’t notice any textures missing, framerate dropped sometimes but nothing I couldn’t handle



Also holy fuck the final boss didn’t need to go that hard



And that intro, godly

Welp





That’s the second time a video game has made me tear up

So fucking good



If only 3/4 of Saejima’s story and 1/2 of Haruka’s story didn’t suck, I’d definitely rate it higher



Also that finale is perhaps the best in the series, and that final cutscene with Haruka was a heartwarming tear jerker

Game is a 10, don’t know what you mf’s don’t like about it


Aside from the imprisoned




Also Nintendo wtf, I may now love this game but $60 for a ten year old game? Really scummy

Good game



You know what three things aren’t good though

Saito
Rubber bullets
Final Boss fight with multiple enemies that spam the same two attacks

Enemy AI is wack, but it’s still a pretty good game

Alright this game is like a 7.5/10, but can I just get something off my chest




FUCK HOW CLUNKY YOUR CHARACTER IS
FUCK THE SLOW ASS ESTUS FLASK
FUCK THE HORRIBLE HITBOXES
FUCK (most) OF THE BOSSES
FUCK THE BLACK GULCH
FUCK ADAPTABILITY
FUCK THE ENEMY PLACEMENT
and most of all
FUCK THE STUPIDLY FAST WEEB ALONNE KNIGHTS



Thank you for listening

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That ending actually gave me a heart attack



Legit forgot that there were 4 more games after this starring him, why did I think Kiryu was gonna die there?


Guess you can say “they had me in the first half, not gonna lie”

Literally fucking perfect, half light is a pretty weird boss, but the demon prince, darkeater midir, and ESPECIALLY Gael make this more than worthwhile

Sister Friede fight is three of those stars



It’s pretty mediocre without her

Only real complaint was the overuse of nostalgia.......aside from the final boss one, that was excellent