if goldeneye n64 was good

This actually happened to my buddy Ed once

This game is so fucking funny. How did this even happen? I love playing this game every now and then to remind myself that no matter how apathetic I can be, I could always try less.

Holy peak. This might genuinely be the single best metroid game. Barely not a 10, but it's close.

What an amazing game that I'll never playthrough ever again