allStar
2021
gave my credit card info to a sketchy website that sold japanese switch eshop cards so I could get this game and immediately got an “unusual activity” notification from chase bank. they released it on the English eshop a week later. fun game 7/10 had to change my credit card details
1995
they really need to port this so that people other than 3DO owners can have sex
1992
I'm really giving this game the benefit of the doubt since it can be a lot of fun when playing on original hardware with an original controller with an original human. I only really mention that cause I feel like playing this on something like NSO or Virtual Console just kind of leaves you wondering why you're playing super Mario kart instead of a good Mario kart game that you can just play there. It's fun for a cup or two, but there's some really bullshit things like that one ice track where you keep driving into blocks that halt you, along with the really weird drifting.
2005
bitches on this website really making you feel like a weirdo for fucking with some nice portable donkey kong swinging game. jungle climber on the ds is good too.
2024
totally unrealistic game. you can’t see the player’s balls through their pants anymore.
2002
Starting with the positives, this game has some of the best movement I’ve ever seen in a 3D platformer. Really smooth and fluent. There are a lot of bullshit shines, but I really do find it fun to get most of them. It’s not on the Super Mario Galaxy tier, and gets completely washed by that game’s creativity and gameplay, but it’s a fun game to beat every year or so. If this game was starring Scrimblo Bimbo you guys would say it’s the best game of all time and a hidden gem
1984
There’s something wrong with my game. I keep shooting the police but they’re taking away points from me
2007
I cooka da pizza
1997
shandalar is good when you ain’t got a bitch in your ear telling you that it’s a primitive way to play the game
I like how it says cum but that’s it
2017
“ohhhh boo hoo I’m a shitass piss baby that hates fun and can’t appreciate a good, new, and creative game ahhhh uhhhhhh ooh but the replayability the the replayability is bad yeah yeah the oooohhhh.”
I’ve always wanted to be inside bowser
2021
I see the light...
2020
97% of games made on here are just different POVs of uncle ben dying
2007
It's alright. Not good like fortnite.