the venn diagram of people who play vanilla ice in this game and people who have been on epstein's island is a perfect circle

absolutely life changing experience

the worst gameplay i've seen since the codfather played tetris effect

i have to close my eyes looking at like 90% of this game but at least i have clacker volley

why does every character look like they were made out of play doh and then dipped in grease

seeing buddy holly in the item shop tonight was an ethereal experience

god bless insomniac for giving us a good mainstream adapation of kraven before his movie permanently ruins public opinion of him next year

they should remake this game with content up to TYBW to make it truly the perfect experience

i was heavily tempted to give this five stars for the simple reason that it doesn't include screwball

chugging an entire glue bottle then picking e honda

"Skylanders Giants" falls short of expectations, earning a mere two out of five stars in this review. The game, while building on the innovative concept of physical toy-to-life interaction, lacks the depth and engaging gameplay needed to captivate its audience. The storyline, though suitable for a younger demographic, lacks the complexity and intrigue that could have made it more universally appealing. Additionally, the graphics, while vibrant, feel dated compared to contemporary gaming standards, diminishing the overall immersive experience.

One of the major drawbacks is the repetitiveness of gameplay mechanics. The level design lacks creativity, and the objectives become monotonous quickly, leaving players with a sense of tediousness rather than excitement. Furthermore, the character selection, a key element in a game centered around collectible figures, fails to bring substantial diversity or strategic depth to the gameplay. This limitation hampers the game's ability to maintain long-term engagement.

While the game's emphasis on physical toys as interactive game pieces is commendable, it doesn't make up for the lackluster overall experience. The two-star rating reflects the missed opportunities and underwhelming execution in key aspects of "Skylanders Giants." Gamers seeking a more fulfilling and dynamic gaming experience may find themselves disappointed by this installment in the Skylanders series

this game would be a perfect 5 stars if they didn't turn jonah into a alex jones parody

on the third play session, god said to unlock the bus