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Signalis
2022
If you are sad that bloober team is going to stomp on everything that Silent Hill 2 is all about with their eventual dogshit remake than don't worry because the best silent hill game made since 3 is right here! Enjoy this game while you can before people try and tell you it’s overrated or nothing but annoying people talk about it and get you mad
After losing my save when the game came out and putting off replaying back to where i was 2 years later i am happy i finally did it. I knew i would love it, i knew it would be amazing and still it blew me away.
After losing my save when the game came out and putting off replaying back to where i was 2 years later i am happy i finally did it. I knew i would love it, i knew it would be amazing and still it blew me away.
Dragon's Dogma II
2024
DRAGON’S DOGMA II TASTES SO GOOD WHEN U AIN’T GOT A BITCH IN YA EAR TELLING YOU ABOUT THE MTX THAT CAN BE EARNED NORMALLY IN GAME
Super Metroid
1994
is your girlfriend blonde, tall, wears a power suit, turns into a morph ball, run fast, grapple in walls, shoots ice beam and shoots beams at: giant lizard aliens, flying brains and ghosts octopus? then sorry, she's not your girlfriend, she's mine!
Balatro
2024
Oh. That's crack. That's cocaine crack drugs on the Steam top sellers list.
Lethal Company
2023
this game is like, weirdly chill to me. i've had a lot of fun hanging out with my boyfriend and others for sure, but i also keep finding myself going in solo with some mods installed and just soaking up the atmosphere. idk what it is about it, but roaming the various abandoned buildings and hanging out in the ship on my own just feels oddly... therapeutic? clearly there is something wrong with me.
Garry's Mod
2004
I watched the 2016 election in a Gmod Theater server and people threw popcorn at the screen any time Hillary Clinton was onscreen
Deus Ex
2000
Hey Elon Musk, I know your fucking nerd fans love that you used JC Denton on twitter as a profile pic, but the one most likely to be a part of an evil organization of rich assholes running the world is you, you fucking fascist billionaire. Fuck Elon Musk.
Also good game, fun times with soy food and cybernetics.
EDIT: this review is funnier after the whole twitter thing. I’m glad that pompous dickhead is finally getting publicly humiliated so thoroughly.
Also good game, fun times with soy food and cybernetics.
EDIT: this review is funnier after the whole twitter thing. I’m glad that pompous dickhead is finally getting publicly humiliated so thoroughly.
Ultrakill
2020
Ultrakill feels like it was developed entirely in one night by a dude who snorted a bunch of cocaine, kept saying "you know what would be really sick?" and was right every time
Escape from Tarkov
2017
eft devs after 2 minutes of working
Completed the base game and both expansions, and can confidently say that this is easily better than GTA V, albeit is worse when it comes to multiplayer, but that's a given due to differences in releases.
A great story, gameplay somehow more refined that its successor in many ways, a better map imo, and overall just feels more defined and less bloated than V does. Combined with the atmosphere of the city around you, nothing feels better than cruising around the city, seated in a Comet listening to JNR, all the while listening to the rain pour down.
Damn, this is what games should be.
A great story, gameplay somehow more refined that its successor in many ways, a better map imo, and overall just feels more defined and less bloated than V does. Combined with the atmosphere of the city around you, nothing feels better than cruising around the city, seated in a Comet listening to JNR, all the while listening to the rain pour down.
Damn, this is what games should be.